G***G
发帖数: 16778 | 1 if you don't speak English, go home.
I didn't understand it for the first two years.
this is really a joke. if he didn't understand, how could he buy
ticket to come to the u.s.?
didn't see any meaning from the joke.
sign the file in English and meet debt contractor in Chinese.
this is another unfunny joke. currently the biggest debt contractor
is Japan, why not speak with the biggest debt contractor in Japanese?
anyway, did you see any polictician spoke Chinese? Even
the secretary of energy depa |
m***s
发帖数: 1094 | 2 他接下来讲了让孩子在家说汉语在外面玩说英语
结果孩子在外面的时候还是不想说英语
所以他就训孩子‘if you don't speak english, go home'
不过这些东西都是要当时体会的，任何笑话都是后面再怎么听别人解释都没有自己直接
领会的好玩
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: if you don't speak English, go home.
: I didn't understand it for the first two years.
: this is really a joke. if he didn't understand, how could he buy
: ticket to come to the u.s.?
: didn't see any meaning from the joke.
: sign the file in English and meet debt contractor in Chinese.
: this is another unfunny joke. currently the biggest debt contractor
: is Japan, why not speak with the biggest debt contractor in Japanese?
: anyway, did you see any polictician spoke Chinese? Even
: the secretary of energy depa
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c******n
发帖数: 5697 | 3 you dont watch a lot of american sitcoms do you?
sitcoms are situational comedies, meaning the situation is the punchline,
the absurdity of the situation is the joke itself, nothing deeper.
It may be trite to you, but funny to others
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: if you don't speak English, go home.
: I didn't understand it for the first two years.
: this is really a joke. if he didn't understand, how could he buy
: ticket to come to the u.s.?
: didn't see any meaning from the joke.
: sign the file in English and meet debt contractor in Chinese.
: this is another unfunny joke. currently the biggest debt contractor
: is Japan, why not speak with the biggest debt contractor in Japanese?
: anyway, did you see any polictician spoke Chinese? Even
: the secretary of energy depa
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I***e
发帖数: 1136 | 4 You are too tense.
Also, he didn't say he didn't understand it for two years. He said he didn't
"notice" for two years.
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: if you don't speak English, go home.
: I didn't understand it for the first two years.
: this is really a joke. if he didn't understand, how could he buy
: ticket to come to the u.s.?
: didn't see any meaning from the joke.
: sign the file in English and meet debt contractor in Chinese.
: this is another unfunny joke. currently the biggest debt contractor
: is Japan, why not speak with the biggest debt contractor in Japanese?
: anyway, did you see any polictician spoke Chinese? Even
: the secretary of energy depa
|
h**********0
发帖数: 1453 | 5 第一句话是一个典型的排外用语
如果你不说英语，滚回你的老家去
怎么总有人听不懂这个笑话呢
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: if you don't speak English, go home.
: I didn't understand it for the first two years.
: this is really a joke. if he didn't understand, how could he buy
: ticket to come to the u.s.?
: didn't see any meaning from the joke.
: sign the file in English and meet debt contractor in Chinese.
: this is another unfunny joke. currently the biggest debt contractor
: is Japan, why not speak with the biggest debt contractor in Japanese?
: anyway, did you see any polictician spoke Chinese? Even
: the secretary of energy depa
|
y****g
发帖数: 36950 | 6 意思很明显，老子现在就是美国人了，home就是在美国了
如果我孩子 don't speak English, 可以go home讲汉语
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: if you don't speak English, go home.
: I didn't understand it for the first two years.
: this is really a joke. if he didn't understand, how could he buy
: ticket to come to the u.s.?
: didn't see any meaning from the joke.
: sign the file in English and meet debt contractor in Chinese.
: this is another unfunny joke. currently the biggest debt contractor
: is Japan, why not speak with the biggest debt contractor in Japanese?
: anyway, did you see any polictician spoke Chinese? Even
: the secretary of energy depa
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C*********a
发帖数: 613 | 7 这个笑话很有意思，even 我是一个刚来美国的。
另外这个笑话的风格（联系他儿子），和那个who is Benjamin Franklin 很相似。
当他儿子出生时，他抱着他，说你现在是美国公民了， do you even know who is
Benjamin Franklin.
非常搞笑。 |
d********r
发帖数: 3279 | 8 dude, u has no sense of humor at all
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: if you don't speak English, go home.
: I didn't understand it for the first two years.
: this is really a joke. if he didn't understand, how could he buy
: ticket to come to the u.s.?
: didn't see any meaning from the joke.
: sign the file in English and meet debt contractor in Chinese.
: this is another unfunny joke. currently the biggest debt contractor
: is Japan, why not speak with the biggest debt contractor in Japanese?
: anyway, did you see any polictician spoke Chinese? Even
: the secretary of energy depa
|
O******o
发帖数: 765 | 9 哈哈，that's true!
【在 d********r 的大作中提到】
: dude, u has no sense of humor at all
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x**********n
发帖数: 1262 | |
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c******g
发帖数: 4889 | 11 OMG! How can you be more boring than you already are?
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: if you don't speak English, go home.
: I didn't understand it for the first two years.
: this is really a joke. if he didn't understand, how could he buy
: ticket to come to the u.s.?
: didn't see any meaning from the joke.
: sign the file in English and meet debt contractor in Chinese.
: this is another unfunny joke. currently the biggest debt contractor
: is Japan, why not speak with the biggest debt contractor in Japanese?
: anyway, did you see any polictician spoke Chinese? Even
: the secretary of energy depa
|
o*****y
发帖数: 710 | 12 LOL
【在 c******g 的大作中提到】
: OMG! How can you be more boring than you already are?
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l**y
发帖数: 17 | 13 Guess you are trying to make another joke.
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: if you don't speak English, go home.
: I didn't understand it for the first two years.
: this is really a joke. if he didn't understand, how could he buy
: ticket to come to the u.s.?
: didn't see any meaning from the joke.
: sign the file in English and meet debt contractor in Chinese.
: this is another unfunny joke. currently the biggest debt contractor
: is Japan, why not speak with the biggest debt contractor in Japanese?
: anyway, did you see any polictician spoke Chinese? Even
: the secretary of energy depa
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N****O
发帖数: 4202 | 14 debt collector
....
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: if you don't speak English, go home.
: I didn't understand it for the first two years.
: this is really a joke. if he didn't understand, how could he buy
: ticket to come to the u.s.?
: didn't see any meaning from the joke.
: sign the file in English and meet debt contractor in Chinese.
: this is another unfunny joke. currently the biggest debt contractor
: is Japan, why not speak with the biggest debt contractor in Japanese?
: anyway, did you see any polictician spoke Chinese? Even
: the secretary of energy depa
|
e****g
发帖数: 2080 | 15
you think you a smart ass? because of you, that's why this world is so tasteless
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: if you don't speak English, go home.
: I didn't understand it for the first two years.
: this is really a joke. if he didn't understand, how could he buy
: ticket to come to the u.s.?
: didn't see any meaning from the joke.
: sign the file in English and meet debt contractor in Chinese.
: this is another unfunny joke. currently the biggest debt contractor
: is Japan, why not speak with the biggest debt contractor in Japanese?
: anyway, did you see any polictician spoke Chinese? Even
: the secretary of energy depa
|
p******a
发帖数: 1038 | 16 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_public_debt
China already surpassed Japan to own the most US Treasury Securities! |
N****O
发帖数: 4202 | 17 是啊，我就奇怪，lz是火星来的吗。。。
【在 p******a 的大作中提到】
: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_public_debt
: China already surpassed Japan to own the most US Treasury Securities!
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T***c
发帖数: 17256 | 18 debt contractor...
no donut u aightn't gotting haw god jioe iz
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: if you don't speak English, go home.
: I didn't understand it for the first two years.
: this is really a joke. if he didn't understand, how could he buy
: ticket to come to the u.s.?
: didn't see any meaning from the joke.
: sign the file in English and meet debt contractor in Chinese.
: this is another unfunny joke. currently the biggest debt contractor
: is Japan, why not speak with the biggest debt contractor in Japanese?
: anyway, did you see any polictician spoke Chinese? Even
: the secretary of energy depa
|
l*******7
发帖数: 168 | 19 you are the best comedy ever~~~~deal with that |
i******c
发帖数: 9350 | 20 大概他还没呆够两年吧。 哈哈。
【在 h**********0 的大作中提到】
: 第一句话是一个典型的排外用语
: 如果你不说英语，滚回你的老家去
: 怎么总有人听不懂这个笑话呢
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G***G
发帖数: 16778 | 21 but why he said he didn't unstand it at the first two year when he came to
the u.s.? did he cheat on us to make a fun?
【在 y****g 的大作中提到】
: 意思很明显，老子现在就是美国人了，home就是在美国了
: 如果我孩子 don't speak English, 可以go home讲汉语
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G***G
发帖数: 16778 | 22 I just doesn't understand why the author with high GRE and TOEFL scores
didn't understand the simple sentence.
he said that 'for two years, he didn't understand it'.
it was just cheating.
【在 h**********0 的大作中提到】
: 第一句话是一个典型的排外用语
: 如果你不说英语，滚回你的老家去
: 怎么总有人听不懂这个笑话呢
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G***G
发帖数: 16778 | 23 don't understand what is meaning of notice.
't
【在 I***e 的大作中提到】
: You are too tense.
: Also, he didn't say he didn't understand it for two years. He said he didn't
: "notice" for two years.
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z*********a
发帖数: 285 | 24 It is very different between exam English and real English.
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: I just doesn't understand why the author with high GRE and TOEFL scores
: didn't understand the simple sentence.
: he said that 'for two years, he didn't understand it'.
: it was just cheating.
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G***G
发帖数: 16778 | 25 which kind of father really used the sentence to ask his kids
to come home for learning chinese?
apopathetic joke.
【在 m***s 的大作中提到】
: 他接下来讲了让孩子在家说汉语在外面玩说英语
: 结果孩子在外面的时候还是不想说英语
: 所以他就训孩子‘if you don't speak english, go home'
: 不过这些东西都是要当时体会的，任何笑话都是后面再怎么听别人解释都没有自己直接
: 领会的好玩
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G***G
发帖数: 16778 | |
f**********r
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h******u
发帖数: 341 | 28 更正一下，日本在上个月的确又超过了中国成为第一大债权国。。。。
不过，很明显lz不是中国人
【在 p******a 的大作中提到】
: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_public_debt
: China already surpassed Japan to own the most US Treasury Securities!
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d*b
发帖数: 424 | 29 So？That is NOT the point! 你就象五音不全的人还要去唱歌。Give it up!
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: Japan is once again america's biggest creditor.
: http://www.wopular.com/japan-once-again-americas-biggest-creditor-foreigners-cut-back-us-treasuries
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p********3
发帖数: 5750 | 30 哈哈，要让一个脑残的人理解自己的智力水平太难，大家就放楼主一码吧
【在 d*b 的大作中提到】
: So？That is NOT the point! 你就象五音不全的人还要去唱歌。Give it up!
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m**********2
发帖数: 6568 | 31 你要是略微知道GOOOG这个ID答案就很清楚了。他根本就没读过几本书。你的二选只剩其一。
【在 x**********n 的大作中提到】
: 恕我妄下结论： 楼主书呆子， 或者脑壳有问题
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j**a
发帖数: 253 | 32 搂主要么就是傻的冒油，要么就是挖坑请大家来填呢叭。。 |
r*****r
发帖数: 867 | 33 agree
【在 x**********n 的大作中提到】
: 恕我妄下结论： 楼主书呆子， 或者脑壳有问题
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