> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
> Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
> Dumb man + smart woman = affair
> Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
>
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she
> doesn't need.
>
> A woman worries about the future until she
