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发帖数: 536 | 1 Assume that you've been on vacation for two weeks, and when you come home
you find that your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid,
messy, mean raccoons have taken over your basement. You want them gone
immediately. You call the city, the county and 4 different exterminators.
Nobody can handle the job . . . But then you hear of one guy and this one
guy guarantees to get rid of them. So you hire him. You don't care if the
guy smells, you don't care if he cusses and swears, you don't care if he's
an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't
care if he voted for Obama, you don't care if he has plumber's crack, you
simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He's the guy.
He's the best. Period |
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