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b********n
发帖数: 38600
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a
shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a
cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about
giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the
ticket. I called him a 'N)azi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for
having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he
wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused
him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on
the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper
sticker that said, 'Vote for Hillary 2016'. I try to have a little fun each
day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
a********r
发帖数: 4013
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顶!有点像国内的测酒驾的笑话
t*******d
发帖数: 12895
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n******g
发帖数: 17225
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这是屌丝男士里的段子
r**********f
发帖数: 2808
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挺逗。
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