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发帖数: 2744 | 1 http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/palin-endorsemen
CREDIT PHOTOGRAPH BY CRAIG RUTTLE / AP
DES MOINES, Iowa (The Borowitz Report)—An endorsement from former Alaska
Governor Sarah Palin is expected to widen Donald J. Trump’s already
impressive lead among so-called “idiot voters,” an aide to the billionaire
said on Tuesday.
While Trump was previously thought to have a lock on the idiot vote heading
into the Iowa caucuses, a recent surge by Senator Ted Cruz, of Texas, has
put the idiots back in play.
Cruz has worked tirelessly in recent weeks to tailor his message to
undecided idiots, even revamping his stump speech to rid it of two-syllable
words.
“That’s why Palin supporting Trump and not Cruz is such a win for us,”
the Trump aide said. “She’s been out of politics for awhile, but she still
has idiot cred.”
The aide said that no one should be surprised by the bond between Palin and
Trump. “They’re both reality-show hosts,” he said. “And by lowering the
bar in 2008, Palin singlehandedly made Trump’s candidacy possible.”
But even as the Trump campaign staffers celebrate the Palin endorsement,
they recognize that they still have their work cut out for them to secure
victory in Iowa. “Getting the idiots to support Trump is only half the
battle,” the aide said. “Now we have to make sure that they make it to the
caucuses without getting lost on the way.” | c****n
发帖数: 229 | 2 So the lefties finally start to panic, well, they should panic long
time ago
Plus, to group attack nearly half of the population in the entire country as
"idiot", doesn't appears to be a wise thing to do | x****d
发帖数: 2239 | 3 They are ignorant, thinking its 8 years ago. | j*****v
发帖数: 7717 | 4 Reported by newyorker ... |
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