a*********a
发帖数: 3656 | 1 Difference between a Republican and a Democrat?
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street
when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave
the homeless person his business card and told him to
come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars
out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to
another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked
over to the homeless person and gave him directions to
the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's
pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.
Now you understand the difference between Republicans
and Democrats |
a*********a
发帖数: 3656 | 2 President Bush and the Pope are sailing down the Potomac on the Presidential
yacht. The wind blows the Pontiff's cap off and it falls into the water.
President Bush orders the yacht stopped, gets off and walks across the water
to retrieve the Pope's cap.
The next day's headline in the New York Times reads: BUSH CAN'T SWIM. |
C****t
发帖数: 3813 | 3 Too complicated, sometimes naive. My motto is clearer.
What the democrats seek is in themselves; what the republicans seek is in
others.
【在 a*********a 的大作中提到】
: Difference between a Republican and a Democrat?
: A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street
: when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave
: the homeless person his business card and told him to
: come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars
: out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
: The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to
: another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked
: over to the homeless person and gave him directions to
: the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's
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b*********0
发帖数: 1441 | 4 你真是无间道
【在 C****t 的大作中提到】
: Too complicated, sometimes naive. My motto is clearer.
: What the democrats seek is in themselves; what the republicans seek is in
: others.
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a**e
发帖数: 8800 | 5 You have nothing left in your right brain and nothing right in your left
brain.
BBy you do have something left in your right pushiB
【在 C****t 的大作中提到】
: Too complicated, sometimes naive. My motto is clearer.
: What the democrats seek is in themselves; what the republicans seek is in
: others.
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T*********I
发帖数: 10729 | 6 此左逼不是无间道。你多看它的垃圾帖子就知道了。是真傻。
【在 b*********0 的大作中提到】
: 你真是无间道
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k****g
发帖数: 1509 | 7 Re
【在 T*********I 的大作中提到】
: 此左逼不是无间道。你多看它的垃圾帖子就知道了。是真傻。
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k****g
发帖数: 1509 | 8 Re
【在 T*********I 的大作中提到】
: 此左逼不是无间道。你多看它的垃圾帖子就知道了。是真傻。
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