l******a
发帖数: 3803 | 1 Which side of the
fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the
fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he
doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants
all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't
eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all
meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly
leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands
legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks
about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders
who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show
host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't
like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he
doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention
of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health
care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides
it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care,
he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward
it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's
"offended".
Well, I forwarded it. | a**e
发帖数: 8800 | 2 Ａ ｒｅａｌｙ ｎｉｃｅ ｏｎｅ．
【在 l******a 的大作中提到】
: Which side of the
: fence?
: If you ever wondered which side of the
: fence you sit on, this is a great test!
: If a Republican doesn't like guns, he
: doesn't buy one.
: If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants
: all guns outlawed.
: If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't
: eat meat.
|
|
