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发帖数: 46 | 1 DANVILLE, KY (The Borowitz Report)—In a poll of Democratic voters taken
immediately following Thursday night’s Vice-Presidential debate, a wide
majority said they wanted Vice-President Joe Biden to appear in all
remaining 2012 debates.
According to the constitutional scholar Davis Logsdon, of the University of
Minnesota, the scenario of Mr. Biden appearing in all the remaining debates,
while surely unorthodox, is within the realm of possibility: “According to
the Constitution, the Vice-President steps in when the President is unable
to fulfill his duties. Based on the first debate, that seems to be the case.”
Mr. Biden got off to a strong start in the debate, which began with
moderator Martha Raddatz asking him and Rep. Paul Ryan, “Gentlemen, first
question: To the best of your ability, smirk sarcastically at your opponent.”
The Vice-President rose to that challenge, smiling broadly and snickering
throughout all of Mr. Ryan’s answers, and characterizing them with
virtually every Irish synonym for shit.
Mr. Biden’s performance clearly wowed the Democratic voters in the post-
debate poll, as ninety per cent of them “strongly agreed” with the
statement, “Obama should crush a little bit of Joe Biden into a joint and
smoke it.”
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