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发帖数: 29846 | 1 by Ross Kaminsky
In case you haven't heard about the federal government's free cell phone
program, "Lifeline", derisively called the ObamaPhone by critics (including
me), it's not a joke, even though it seems like it should be:
http://washingtonexaminer.com/where-do-obama-phones-come-from/a
The clever people over at ThePeoplesCube.com have a new article about the
ObamaPhone including some of its most important features as submitted by
Twitter users.
Here then are the key features of the ObamaPhone:
It automatically rejects calls from people with a different opinion.
Every time you take a picture, it produces a grimmer image of America.
It doesn't have a plan; it just keeps telling you how bad the other guy'
s plan is.
When it crashes, it blames your previous phone.
All 3 AM calls go directly to voicemail.
It has a really useless app called "Biden."
Pairing it with another device sucks all the energy out of the other
unit.
Type in "job search" and it gives you directions to the welfare office.
The navigation feature covers all 57 States.
The default ringtone for international calls is "I'm sorry, so sorry,
please accept my apology."
The healthcare app downloads and installs itself without your permission.
When you make a call, a teleprompter pops up to help you speak.
Restaurant reviews are all written by Michelle Obama.
There are never any winners on Angry Birds.
Instagram takes two months to process a photo and you have to fill out 3
PDFs to do so.
Paypal app is replaced with ReceivePal app.
You can't find "Jerusalem" on Google maps.
It turns all your Facebook friends into enemies and all your enemies
into friends.
Don't want to work? There's an app for that, too.
It automatically bows down to phones made by foreign companies.
When you watch a YouTube video, a US ambassador gets killed.
When you dial "home", it calls Kenya.
As opposed to the iPhone, it's called the mePhone.
Congressman Tim Griffin (R-AR) has a YouTube video about this outrageous
program and its costs:
As long as we're mentioning ThePeoplesCube.com web site, this is really
funny too:
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/adobe-acrobat-update-spa | s********t
发帖数: 4150 | | P*********0
发帖数: 4321 | 3 He learned it from Bush.
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.5
【在 l****z 的大作中提到】
: by Ross Kaminsky
: In case you haven't heard about the federal government's free cell phone
: program, "Lifeline", derisively called the ObamaPhone by critics (including
: me), it's not a joke, even though it seems like it should be:
: http://washingtonexaminer.com/where-do-obama-phones-come-from/a
: The clever people over at ThePeoplesCube.com have a new article about the
: ObamaPhone including some of its most important features as submitted by
: Twitter users.
: Here then are the key features of the ObamaPhone:
: It automatically rejects calls from people with a different opinion.
| l******a
发帖数: 3803 | 4
including
哈哈，奥大傻老结巴，
读稿子，不识数，
全靠poopers舔，
俩人都得病。
【在 l****z 的大作中提到】
: by Ross Kaminsky
: In case you haven't heard about the federal government's free cell phone
: program, "Lifeline", derisively called the ObamaPhone by critics (including
: me), it's not a joke, even though it seems like it should be:
: http://washingtonexaminer.com/where-do-obama-phones-come-from/a
: The clever people over at ThePeoplesCube.com have a new article about the
: ObamaPhone including some of its most important features as submitted by
: Twitter users.
: Here then are the key features of the ObamaPhone:
: It automatically rejects calls from people with a different opinion.
| y****t
发帖数: 10233 | 5 When it crashes, it blames your previous phone
lol... exactly.
including
【在 l****z 的大作中提到】
: by Ross Kaminsky
: In case you haven't heard about the federal government's free cell phone
: program, "Lifeline", derisively called the ObamaPhone by critics (including
: me), it's not a joke, even though it seems like it should be:
: http://washingtonexaminer.com/where-do-obama-phones-come-from/a
: The clever people over at ThePeoplesCube.com have a new article about the
: ObamaPhone including some of its most important features as submitted by
: Twitter users.
: Here then are the key features of the ObamaPhone:
: It automatically rejects calls from people with a different opinion.
| k****g
发帖数: 1509 | 6 Obamaphone is a huge fraud. Many people who has 08 phone has their own cell
and just put 08 phone away, never used it.
including
【在 l****z 的大作中提到】
: by Ross Kaminsky
: In case you haven't heard about the federal government's free cell phone
: program, "Lifeline", derisively called the ObamaPhone by critics (including
: me), it's not a joke, even though it seems like it should be:
: http://washingtonexaminer.com/where-do-obama-phones-come-from/a
: The clever people over at ThePeoplesCube.com have a new article about the
: ObamaPhone including some of its most important features as submitted by
: Twitter users.
: Here then are the key features of the ObamaPhone:
: It automatically rejects calls from people with a different opinion.
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