l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 1 President Obama asked a blonde, a brunette and a redhead how much it would
cost for them to have sex with him.
The redhead said $200, the blonde said $100 and the brunette replied: "mr
president if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low
as my wages, get ur dick as hard as the times we are living in now and keep
it rising like gas prices and screw me the way you have the retirees, it
wont cost you a fuckin cent!" | l******a
发帖数: 3803 | 2
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haha, good one.
I guess it's from Michelle.
【在 l****z 的大作中提到】
: President Obama asked a blonde, a brunette and a redhead how much it would
: cost for them to have sex with him.
: The redhead said $200, the blonde said $100 and the brunette replied: "mr
: president if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low
: as my wages, get ur dick as hard as the times we are living in now and keep
: it rising like gas prices and screw me the way you have the retirees, it
: wont cost you a fuckin cent!"
| a**t
发帖数: 3833 | 3 if you change the brunette to lczlcz in the story, it makes no difference but
a lot fun.
low
keep
【在 l****z 的大作中提到】
: President Obama asked a blonde, a brunette and a redhead how much it would
: cost for them to have sex with him.
: The redhead said $200, the blonde said $100 and the brunette replied: "mr
: president if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low
: as my wages, get ur dick as hard as the times we are living in now and keep
: it rising like gas prices and screw me the way you have the retirees, it
: wont cost you a fuckin cent!"
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