z****0
发帖数: 3942 | 1 • A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TEABAGGER •
The Teabagger gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his
pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for
minimum water quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his
first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some
liberal fought to insure their safety and work as advertised. All but $10.00
of his medications are paid for by his employers medical plan because some
liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now
The Teabagger gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and
eggs this day. The Teabagger's bacon is safe to eat because some liberal
fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry. The Teabagger takes
his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; His bottle is properly labeled
with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some liberal
fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it
contained. The Teabagger dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath.
The air he breathes is clean because some tree- hugging liberal fought for
laws to stop industries from polluting our air. The Teabagger begins his
work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medicals benefits,
retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members
fought and died for these working standards The Teabagger's employer pays
these standards because The Teabagger's employer doesn't want his employees
to call the union. If The Teabagger is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed
he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal
didn't think he should loose his home because of his temporary misfortune.
It's noon time, The Teabagger needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay
some bills. The Teabagger's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC
because some liberal wanted to protect The Teabagger's money from
unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the depression.
The Teabagger has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below
market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that The
Teabagger and the government would be better off if he was educated and
earned more money over his lifetime. The Teabagger is home from work, he
plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He
gets in his car for the drive to dad's; his car is among the safest in the
world because some liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at
his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed
by Farmers Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural
loans. The house didn't have electric until some big government liberal
stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification. (
Those rural Republicans would still be sitting in the dark) He is happy to
see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social Security and his
union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself
so The Teabagger wouldn't have to. After his visit with dad he gets back in
his car for the ride home. He turns on a radio talk show, the host keeps
saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good (He doesn't tell The
Teabagger that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection
and benefit The Teabagger enjoys throughout his day). The Teabagger agrees,
"We don't need those big government liberals ruining our lives". | y****t
发帖数: 10233 | 2 and that's all fairytale the jobless useful idiot liberal blogger can come
up with in one whole day in their daddy/mommy's house basement.
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【在 z****0 的大作中提到】
: • A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TEABAGGER •
: The Teabagger gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his
: pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for
: minimum water quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his
: first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some
: liberal fought to insure their safety and work as advertised. All but $10.00
: of his medications are paid for by his employers medical plan because some
: liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now
: The Teabagger gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and
: eggs this day. The Teabagger's bacon is safe to eat because some liberal
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