Utopia--President Obama signed an agreement with Utopia today in which the
mythical ideal society agreed to supply the United States with all the goods
and services it would need during America's transition to a system of more
government control and less personal responsibility.
Utopia also agreed to take part in an educational exchange program in which
dissent would be replaced with an equally distributed admiration for America
's platonic leader.
"Under this inter-idealization agreement," said
