p**n 发帖数: 261 | 1 某日老马和八马在机场偶遇,于是寒暄起来。
八马(轻蔑) : Hello, MCSame!
老马(不动声色): Hello, NObama! Where are you going?
八马(急切状): I'm going to Kenya to visit my Muslim relatives, but both my father and stepfather were non-practicing Muslims, and I am NOT a secret Muslim. Where are you going?
老马(继续沉稳): I'm going to Iraq and stay there for 100 years.
八马(激动): Are you all Wright?? Let me fix your soul!
老马(不屑一顾): No, thanks. I'm afraid a DNA unifier's action will trigger my skin cancer again.
八马(脸变猪肝色): Racist! Do not ever mentio |
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