D*****r 发帖数: 6791 | 1 Mamma, is Christ God?
Yes, my child.
Mamma, how can He be Himself and Somebody Else at the same time?
He isn't, my darling. It is like the Siamese twins -- two persons, one born
ahead of the other, but equal in authority, equal in power.
I understand it, now, mamma, and it is quite simple. One twin has sexual
intercourse with his mother, and begets himself and his brother; and next he
has sexual intercourse with his grandmother and begets his mother. I should
think it would be difficult, mamma, though interesting. Oh, ever so
difficult. I should think that the Corespondent --
All things are possible with God, my child.
yes, I suppose so. But not with an! other Siamese twin, I suppose. You don't
think any ordinary Siamese twin could beget himself and his brother on his
mother, do you , mamma, and then go on back while his hand is in and beget
her, too, on his grandmother?
Certainly not, my child. None but God can do these wonderful and holy
miracles.
And enjoy them. For of course He enjoys them, or He wouldn't go foraging
around among the family like that, would He, mamma? -- injuring their
reputations in the village and causing talk. Mr. Hollister says it was
wonderful and awe-inspiring in those days, but wouldn't work now. He says
that if the Virgin lived in Chicago now, and got in the family way and
explained to the newspaper fellows that God was the Corespondent, she couldn
't get two in ten of them to believe it. He says the! are a hell of a lot!
My child!
Well, that is what he says, anyway.
Oh, I do wish you would keep away from that wicked, wicked man!
He doesn't mean to be wicked, mamma, and he doesn't blame God. No, he doesn'
t blame Him; he says they all do it -- gods do. It's their habit, they've
always been that way.
What way, dear?
Going around unvirgining the virgins. He says our God did not invent the
idea -- it was old and mouldy before He happened on it. Says He hasn't
invented anything, but got His Bible and His Flood and His morals and all
His ideas from earlier gods, and they got them from still earlier gods. He
says there never was a god yet that wasn't born of a Virgin. Mr. Hollister
says no virgin is safe where a god is. He says he wishes he was a god; he
says he would make virgins so scarce that --
Peace, peace! Don't run on so, my child. If you -- |
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