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发帖数: 583 | 1 Interesting article:
http://randomnessessities.com/2013/05/29/i-found-jesus-and-hes-
Dear Jesus,
My reason for writing you is simple: I’m onto you. Christians around the
world have been awaiting your return for nearly two thousand years, but let
’s not kid ourselves. You already came back, didn’t you? You came back and
you got arrested. And now you’re stuck in limbo at Guantanamo Bay. Allow
me to explain.
First of all, it’s worth mentioning that your father a.k.a. god, by his own
admission, killed about 2,8 million people. And that’s a conservative
estimate. Others place daddy’s death toll at well over a thirty million.
We all know your dad is quite the machiavellian maniac. I’m not saying you
bear any responsibility for all of this, but it doesn’t exactly place you
inside an aura of innocence either, especially considering how you’ve
always supported your father and his actions.
For instance, some time before you were born, your dad wiped out the entire
human race except for some people on an ark. Why? Well, basically because he
was pissed at humanity for not living according to his guidelines. Had
anyone else done such a thing, it would have been called an act of terrorism
, possibly a war crime.
No offense, but it’s just one of the many examples that illustrates how
having a dad like yours is kinda messed up. But of course you already know
that, for it was your dad who created that little plot in which you died a
rather painful death. I mean, what kind of a father would do such a thing?
Our society has its examples of bad parenting. Austrian Josef Fritzl, for
instance, made headlines when it came to light he had imprisoned his
daughter and his grandchildren in a basement for 24 years. That’s pretty
bad, but it’s not like he had her crucified. Your dad’s cruelty makes
Adolf Hitler look like Oskar Schindler. | z********o
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