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发帖数: 17544 | 1 The LAPD, the FBI, the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at
apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He
releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
中央情报局，联邦调查局和洛杉矶pol.ice局都试图证明自己在破案方面是最拿手的。
为此美国总统决定让他们比试一下。总统把一只兔子放进树林，看他们如何把兔子抓回
来。
The CIA goes in. They place animal inｆｏｒｍants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
中央情报局在整个树林中部署大批调查人员，询问每一位在树林中为植物和煤矿工作的
目击者。经过三个月的大范围调查，中情局认为那只所谓的兔子并不存在。
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing
everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The
rabbit had it coming.
联邦调查局开始行动了。两周内没有得到任何线索，他们开始放火烧毁树林。林中的一
切都被烧死了，其中也包括那只兔子。联邦调查局并没有为此道歉，因为这些都是兔子
惹的祸。
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
最后，洛杉矶pol.ice局的pol.ice进入树林，短短两个小时后就出来了，手中抓着一只
伤痕累累的熊。而这只熊正在大声喊着：“别打了，别打了，我承认我是兔子，我就是
你们要找的兔子。” |
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