b*********n
发帖数: 13256 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: wep (买不到鸡蛋了！), 信区: Joke
标 题: 麻痹的这是真的还是假的
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Sep 30 13:13:37 2015, 美东)
在yahoo上看到一个评论
~ ~ ~ The New American Way of Life ~ ~ ~
For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids, all you have to do is follow
these proven steps:
1. Don't marry her!
2. Always use your mom's address to get your mail.
3. The guy buys a house.
4. The guy rents out the house to his girlfriend with his 2 kids.
5. Section 8 will pay $900 per month for a 3-bedroom home.
6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare, so guy doesn't have to pay for family
insurance.
7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free because she a single mother.
8. Girlfriend gets $600 per month food stamps.
9. Girlfriend gets free utilities.
11. Guy moves into home, but continues to use mom's address for his mail.
12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims the other kid on their
respective tax forms. Now both get to claim head of household at $1,800
credit.
13. Girlfriend gets $1,800 per month disability for being "crazy" or having
a "bad back" and never has to work again.
This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed by millions of people.
A married couple with a stay-at-home mom yields $0.
An unmarried couple with stay-at-home mom nets $21,600 disability + $10,800
free housing + $6,000 free Obamacare + $6,000 free food + $4,800 free
utilities + $6,000 Pell grant money to spend + $12,000 a year in college
tuition free from Pell grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother
= $75,000 per year in benefits.
It's no wonder the country is over $18 TRILLION in debt and half the
population is sitting around letting the other half pay their way?
Ever wonder how many illegals utilize this scenario?
Taxpayers should be tired of this.
It's time to clean house in Washington in 2016. | l*********m
发帖数: 16971 | | B*******n
发帖数: 20645 | | v***n
发帖数: 5085 | | t*c
发帖数: 8291 | 5 是真的，老黑河老莫都这么干。 华人很少这么干。
我的老莫同事出生在美国，父母是非移，里根那时候大赦合法的。
他就像文章里写的这么干，跟女朋友的关系很稳定，和正常家庭一摸一样，养孩子很用
心，一岁就让玩螺丝刀等各种tool, 培养动手能力，每天给读书，经常去动物园观察动
物，比我们华人养孩子还用心。但是就是不结婚，因为政府福利太好了。女朋友的免费
住房，水电和食品券供全家用，多爽。
完全是福利和税务意义上的不结婚。
主要是劳模不攒钱，有多少就花多少，所以他女朋友也不会没有安全感。
反正政府给保底，男人的收入全家吃喝玩乐享受，就算男人不要家庭离去了，
女的也一点都不亏，反正没有现金可以分。
华人家庭就不合适这么钻空子。女方为了吃福利，不能有银行存款或房产，
那么男人如果离去了，女方因为没结婚不能分到任何财产，就亏大了。
所以华人的攒钱模式下，婚姻是必须的。
【在 b*********n 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
: 发信人: wep (买不到鸡蛋了！), 信区: Joke
: 标 题: 麻痹的这是真的还是假的
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Sep 30 13:13:37 2015, 美东)
: 在yahoo上看到一个评论
: ~ ~ ~ The New American Way of Life ~ ~ ~
: For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids, all you have to do is follow
: these proven steps:
: 1. Don't marry her!
: 2. Always use your mom's address to get your mail.
| B*******n
发帖数: 20645 | 6 总是听说美国人的数学不好，谁知道美国人民是大智若愚啊。
【在 b*********n 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
: 发信人: wep (买不到鸡蛋了！), 信区: Joke
: 标 题: 麻痹的这是真的还是假的
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Sep 30 13:13:37 2015, 美东)
: 在yahoo上看到一个评论
: ~ ~ ~ The New American Way of Life ~ ~ ~
: For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids, all you have to do is follow
: these proven steps:
: 1. Don't marry her!
: 2. Always use your mom's address to get your mail.
| t*c
发帖数: 8291 | 7 数学不好是真的，但是福利族主要是代代相传，从福利家庭长大的孩子，
天生就知道干活不如吃福利。
上次一个电台节目讨论福利，一个路易斯安那的年轻黑女打进去，问主持人，
有政府给你钱给你住，让你每天吃饱喝足睡到自然醒，想什么时候出门约朋友就什么时
候出门，想什么时候泡电话粥就什么时候泡，给你这样的日子，你为什么要拒绝？
而这些人就算出去工作，每小时不到$10, 一周干60个小时，赚得钱还要交各种税，
至少SS税跑不掉，最后拿到手的还不如福利多。干吗要这样的吃苦？
【在 B*******n 的大作中提到】
: 总是听说美国人的数学不好，谁知道美国人民是大智若愚啊。
| b*********0
发帖数: 80 | 8 假的，网上有说这里面很多条件都是达不到的，而且隐瞒住址拿房贴就是犯罪要被起诉
的。哪来的perfectly legal | f******t
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