W*******a 发帖数: 1769 | 1 Somali Pirates Say They Are Subsidiary of Goldman Sachs
Could Make Prosecution Difficult, Experts Say
NORFOLK, VIRGINIA (The Borowitz Report) – Eleven indicted Somali pirates
dropped a bombshell in a U.S. court today, revealing that their entire
piracy operation is a subsidiary of banking giant Goldman Sachs.
There was an audible gasp in the courtroom when the leader of the pirates
announced, “We are doing God’s work. We work for Lloyd Blankfein.”
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【在 W*******a 的大作中提到】 : Somali Pirates Say They Are Subsidiary of Goldman Sachs : Could Make Prosecution Difficult, Experts Say : NORFOLK, VIRGINIA (The Borowitz Report) – Eleven indicted Somali pirates : dropped a bombshell in a U.S. court today, revealing that their entire : piracy operation is a subsidiary of banking giant Goldman Sachs. : There was an audible gasp in the courtroom when the leader of the pirates : announced, “We are doing God’s work. We work for Lloyd Blankfein.” : The pirate, who said he earned a bonus of $48 m
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