J****C
发帖数: 1465 | 1 昨天值班的时候女儿在电话里给我唱了首歌 "I love Daddy, I love Daddy, yes I do
..." 大概是幼儿园老师教的吧
听得我的心都要融化了 |
y******e
发帖数: 2807 | 2 有女儿的爹幸福啊，你看土猫儿和丁总这哈儿都猫起了
do
【在 J****C 的大作中提到】
: 昨天值班的时候女儿在电话里给我唱了首歌 "I love Daddy, I love Daddy, yes I do
: ..." 大概是幼儿园老师教的吧
: 听得我的心都要融化了
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s****r
发帖数: 2386 | 3 My son told me today he found out that he's not adopted, the reason being
that if you go adopt a kid, you got to like everything about him/her, he
knew I don't like some of his behavior, so he concluded that he was not
adopted. |
y******e
发帖数: 2807 | 4 恭喜鼠哥，你儿逻辑很强大
【在 s****r 的大作中提到】
: My son told me today he found out that he's not adopted, the reason being
: that if you go adopt a kid, you got to like everything about him/her, he
: knew I don't like some of his behavior, so he concluded that he was not
: adopted.
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J****C
发帖数: 1465 | 5 还好我女儿没这么强大的逻辑，否则她要郁闷死了
【在 s****r 的大作中提到】
: My son told me today he found out that he's not adopted, the reason being
: that if you go adopt a kid, you got to like everything about him/her, he
: knew I don't like some of his behavior, so he concluded that he was not
: adopted.
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s**y
发帖数: 3070 | 6 乖藤了
肯各，小美女来美国了瓦？
do
【在 J****C 的大作中提到】
: 昨天值班的时候女儿在电话里给我唱了首歌 "I love Daddy, I love Daddy, yes I do
: ..." 大概是幼儿园老师教的吧
: 听得我的心都要融化了
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r******0
发帖数: 2753 | 7 鼠标哥，等你儿再过个６,７年，跟我们家老大一样大之后，你才要真的遭郁闷惨。
我：＂XX，今天是父亲节，你要给爸爸个什么礼物啊？＂
儿子：＂Why?＂
我：＂Becasue I am a father and today is the father's day. You should give me a gift.＂
儿子：＂No, You cannot be a father without me. I think you should give me a gift. It is me who made you a father. You should thank me for that. Oh, yeah!＂
【在 s****r 的大作中提到】
: My son told me today he found out that he's not adopted, the reason being
: that if you go adopt a kid, you got to like everything about him/her, he
: knew I don't like some of his behavior, so he concluded that he was not
: adopted.
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s**y
发帖数: 3070 | 8 肉丝各个，你儿子太聪敏了，当律师有前途
me a gift.＂
a gift. It is me who made you a father. You should thank me for that. Oh,
yeah!＂
【在 r******0 的大作中提到】
: 鼠标哥，等你儿再过个６,７年，跟我们家老大一样大之后，你才要真的遭郁闷惨。
: 我：＂XX，今天是父亲节，你要给爸爸个什么礼物啊？＂
: 儿子：＂Why?＂
: 我：＂Becasue I am a father and today is the father's day. You should give me a gift.＂
: 儿子：＂No, You cannot be a father without me. I think you should give me a gift. It is me who made you a father. You should thank me for that. Oh, yeah!＂
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s**y
发帖数: 3070 | 9 哈哈哈哈，鼠标各个的儿子很强大
【在 s****r 的大作中提到】
: My son told me today he found out that he's not adopted, the reason being
: that if you go adopt a kid, you got to like everything about him/her, he
: knew I don't like some of his behavior, so he concluded that he was not
: adopted.
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d**********g
发帖数: 5335 | 10 这个逻辑更强大
me a gift.＂
a gift. It is me who made you a father. You should thank me for that. Oh,
yeah!＂
【在 r******0 的大作中提到】
: 鼠标哥，等你儿再过个６,７年，跟我们家老大一样大之后，你才要真的遭郁闷惨。
: 我：＂XX，今天是父亲节，你要给爸爸个什么礼物啊？＂
: 儿子：＂Why?＂
: 我：＂Becasue I am a father and today is the father's day. You should give me a gift.＂
: 儿子：＂No, You cannot be a father without me. I think you should give me a gift. It is me who made you a father. You should thank me for that. Oh, yeah!＂
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T*R
发帖数: 25894 | 11 丁公子现在有莫德逻辑思维能力了？
【在 d**********g 的大作中提到】
: 这个逻辑更强大
:
: me a gift.＂
: a gift. It is me who made you a father. You should thank me for that. Oh,
: yeah!＂
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J****C
发帖数: 1465 | 12 贵公子果然厉害，佩服啊，二天不上哈佛都屈才了
me a gift.＂
a gift. It is me who made you a father. You should thank me for that. Oh,
yeah!＂
【在 r******0 的大作中提到】
: 鼠标哥，等你儿再过个６,７年，跟我们家老大一样大之后，你才要真的遭郁闷惨。
: 我：＂XX，今天是父亲节，你要给爸爸个什么礼物啊？＂
: 儿子：＂Why?＂
: 我：＂Becasue I am a father and today is the father's day. You should give me a gift.＂
: 儿子：＂No, You cannot be a father without me. I think you should give me a gift. It is me who made you a father. You should thank me for that. Oh, yeah!＂
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a*******e
发帖数: 12169 | 13 a friend's daughter asked her mom "what did u get dad for father's day"?
mom said "nothing"
daughter then said "you need to buy him a gift, otherwise dad won't like you
anymore" |
d**********g
发帖数: 5335 | 14 现在开始耍小心眼了
【在 T*R 的大作中提到】
: 丁公子现在有莫德逻辑思维能力了？
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A****i
发帖数: 5546 | 15 肯哥好幸福的老巴子.还是生女儿好,一辈子贴心.儿子小的时候淘气,长大了有了媳妇儿
忘了娘.
肯妹儿好大?奔过没有?
肯哥不然奔一个肯妹儿喃?这个版上土猫儿,鼠哥老倌,丁总屋头都有帅哥,我们帮你看哈
哪个合适招来当女婿嘛.
do
【在 J****C 的大作中提到】
: 昨天值班的时候女儿在电话里给我唱了首歌 "I love Daddy, I love Daddy, yes I do
: ..." 大概是幼儿园老师教的吧
: 听得我的心都要融化了
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A****i
发帖数: 5546 | 16 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
我终于晓得鼠哥老倌为啥子中年危机了....
当老汉儿的权威地位遭挑战了阿.
【在 s****r 的大作中提到】
: My son told me today he found out that he's not adopted, the reason being
: that if you go adopt a kid, you got to like everything about him/her, he
: knew I don't like some of his behavior, so he concluded that he was not
: adopted.
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A****i
发帖数: 5546 | 17 肉丝哥哥奔哈你们小正太撒...还没有露过脸哒
me a gift.＂
a gift. It is me who made you a father. You should thank me for that. Oh,
yeah!＂
【在 r******0 的大作中提到】
: 鼠标哥，等你儿再过个６,７年，跟我们家老大一样大之后，你才要真的遭郁闷惨。
: 我：＂XX，今天是父亲节，你要给爸爸个什么礼物啊？＂
: 儿子：＂Why?＂
: 我：＂Becasue I am a father and today is the father's day. You should give me a gift.＂
: 儿子：＂No, You cannot be a father without me. I think you should give me a gift. It is me who made you a father. You should thank me for that. Oh, yeah!＂
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A****i
发帖数: 5546 | 18 自从上次跳过芭蕾之后就没有看到过丁总的公子了哒....
【在 d**********g 的大作中提到】
: 现在开始耍小心眼了
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r******0
发帖数: 2753 | 19 哪个说没奔过我们家老大哦，我上次奔了张那么sexy的，骗了不少包子。
【在 A****i 的大作中提到】
: 肉丝哥哥奔哈你们小正太撒...还没有露过脸哒
:
: me a gift.＂
: a gift. It is me who made you a father. You should thank me for that. Oh,
: yeah!＂
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