j******u
发帖数: 41683 | 1 小 猴子对医生说：我要做人
医生拿起镊子就给它拔毛
小猴子大嚷:靠！做人还得拔毛？
医生说:一毛不拔，何以为人。[右哼哼]
献给2月14日不給老婆买礼物的男人。。 |
W**T
发帖数: 18996 | |
j*****n
发帖数: 3052 | 3 转一个:
昨天刚下点雪，晚上在路边看见一老太太和一老头手拉着手的在冷风中漫步……
心中蓦然涌起莫名的温暖和感触，人生竟然变得如此美好！不由驻足羡慕地看着二老…
…
这时老头对老太深情的说：太冷了，别冻坏了，回去吧？
老太太答：没事儿！再多走会吧，回去了俺家老头就不让出来了！
【在 j******u 的大作中提到】
: 小 猴子对医生说：我要做人
: 医生拿起镊子就给它拔毛
: 小猴子大嚷:靠！做人还得拔毛？
: 医生说:一毛不拔，何以为人。[右哼哼]
: 献给2月14日不給老婆买礼物的男人。。
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l**********u
发帖数: 494 | 4 A man received a message from his neighbour on valentine... Sorry
that I have been using your wife... I have been using day and night
... I use whenever you are not at home... In fact, I have
been using more than you do... I feel very sorry for this...
I hope you will accept my sincere apology! Man went home and had
a big fight with his wife... Few minutes later he received another
message... Sorry for my typing error. I mean your wifi... |
j******u
发帖数: 41683 | 5 额？ 垃圾那么漂亮的老婆，还这样？
【在 W**T 的大作中提到】
: 如果是献给垃圾就更好了
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j******u
发帖数: 41683 | 6 哈哈，你是不是每次打球都这个想法。。。。
【在 j*****n 的大作中提到】
: 转一个:
: 昨天刚下点雪，晚上在路边看见一老太太和一老头手拉着手的在冷风中漫步……
: 心中蓦然涌起莫名的温暖和感触，人生竟然变得如此美好！不由驻足羡慕地看着二老…
: …
: 这时老头对老太深情的说：太冷了，别冻坏了，回去吧？
: 老太太答：没事儿！再多走会吧，回去了俺家老头就不让出来了！
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j******u
发帖数: 41683 | 7 lol
这个太搞了
night
have
had
another
【在 l**********u 的大作中提到】
: A man received a message from his neighbour on valentine... Sorry
: that I have been using your wife... I have been using day and night
: ... I use whenever you are not at home... In fact, I have
: been using more than you do... I feel very sorry for this...
: I hope you will accept my sincere apology! Man went home and had
: a big fight with his wife... Few minutes later he received another
: message... Sorry for my typing error. I mean your wifi...
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