g*********e
发帖数: 122 | 1 Larry and Bob wanted to go out
drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them.
Larry said, "Hang on, I have an
idea."
He went next door to the
butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large
sausage.
Bob said, "Are you crazy? Now we
don't have any money left at all!"
Larry replied, "Don't worry -
just follow me."
They went into the pub where
Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack
Daniels.
Bob said, "Now you've lost it!
Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We
haven't got any money to pay for
this!"
Larry replied, with a smile,"
Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks.
Larry said"OK! I'll stick the
sausage through my zipper and you get on your
knees and put it in your mouth."
Said and done, the barman
noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, bar after
bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth bar, Bob said,
"Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore. My
mouth is sore and my knees are
killing me!"
Larry said, "How do you think I
feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar!" | f***r
发帖数: 5548 | 2 版主，小黑屋腾出来了吗？有人要进去了！
【在 g*********e 的大作中提到】
: Larry and Bob wanted to go out
: drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them.
: Larry said, "Hang on, I have an
: idea."
: He went next door to the
: butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large
: sausage.
: Bob said, "Are you crazy? Now we
: don't have any money left at all!"
: Larry replied, "Don't worry -
| b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 3 LOL.
【在 g*********e 的大作中提到】
: Larry and Bob wanted to go out
: drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them.
: Larry said, "Hang on, I have an
: idea."
: He went next door to the
: butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large
: sausage.
: Bob said, "Are you crazy? Now we
: don't have any money left at all!"
: Larry replied, "Don't worry -
| g*********e
发帖数: 122 | 4 Pls change f to L. it makes more sense.
【在 f***r 的大作中提到】
: 版主，小黑屋腾出来了吗？有人要进去了！
| f***r
发帖数: 5548 | 5 Why making sense is that important to you?
you've just been released from a mental institute or something?
【在 g*********e 的大作中提到】
: Pls change f to L. it makes more sense.
| g*********e
发帖数: 122 | 6 跟在女人屁股后面晃是没出息的， 女人最BS这种男人
【在 f***r 的大作中提到】
: Why making sense is that important to you?
: you've just been released from a mental institute or something?
| f***r
发帖数: 5548 | 7 追求不同，不被女人BS大概是你生活的全部意义了
追求行为艺术则是我的生命中很重要的一部分，女人爱BS就BS好了，俺不是很在乎
btw, 那你好看吗？
【在 g*********e 的大作中提到】
: 跟在女人屁股后面晃是没出息的， 女人最BS这种男人
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