l*****s
发帖数: 1754 | 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ
I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of this system
Man! Pump that garbage in another man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!
I don't need your handouts!
I'm an adult!
Please!
You can't buy me hot dog man!
At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of this system
My dad's not a phone!
DUH!
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real world, jack*ss!
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an ADULT!
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
GROUND!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out the had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
Man! | w*********g
发帖数: 10097 | 2 哈哈，他俩最好笑的我觉得还是I just had sex那首歌
【在 l*****s 的大作中提到】
: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ
: I was walkin' through the city streets
: And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
: "Run faster, jump higher"
: Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
: I threw it on the ground
: You must think I'm a joke
: I ain't gonna be part of this system
: Man! Pump that garbage in another man's face
: I go to my favorite hot dog stand
| a********l
发帖数: 39524 | 3 not that rotisserie chicken! give it to me damn it.
ryan reynolds really enjoys playing with another man's ahole. | a********l
发帖数: 39524 | 4 oh these delicate men with emotional issues..
【在 w*********g 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈，他俩最好笑的我觉得还是I just had sex那首歌
| p**m
发帖数: 3876 | | a********l
发帖数: 39524 | 6 dick in a box is a classic too.
【在 p**m 的大作中提到】
: 最早在SNL上看这个的
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