m*********7
发帖数: 5207 | 1 我一个老美朋友告诉我她和她九岁女儿的一段对话，内容大致如下：
Mom: Do you want to have a baby sister?
Daughter: No, I don't like babies.
M: Why not?
D: Because babies make troubles. They are messy creatures.
M: Well, you can teach them how to play so that they don't make a mess.
D: No, they love to play with dangerous stuff. Sooner or later they are
going to blow up our house.
M: We can keep dangerous items from babies so that they can't reach them.
D: No, no, no. I hate babies and I don't want to talk about them. (pause for |
l******a
发帖数: 16364 | 2 正常，这个年级的小孩要不很喜欢baby要不很讨厌。
for
【在 m*********7 的大作中提到】
: 我一个老美朋友告诉我她和她九岁女儿的一段对话，内容大致如下：
: Mom: Do you want to have a baby sister?
: Daughter: No, I don't like babies.
: M: Why not?
: D: Because babies make troubles. They are messy creatures.
: M: Well, you can teach them how to play so that they don't make a mess.
: D: No, they love to play with dangerous stuff. Sooner or later they are
: going to blow up our house.
: M: We can keep dangerous items from babies so that they can't reach them.
: D: No, no, no. I hate babies and I don't want to talk about them. (pause for
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m*********7
发帖数: 5207 | 3 How do you respond to her last sentence
"Why can't you and daddy stop having s*x already?"
:-D
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: 正常，这个年级的小孩要不很喜欢baby要不很讨厌。
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: for
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P***s
发帖数: 11672 | 4 楼主估计是问怎么应对最后一句话
【在 l******a 的大作中提到】
: 正常，这个年级的小孩要不很喜欢baby要不很讨厌。
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: for
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s***n
发帖数: 2366 | 5 木办法啊，9年前为了生你养成的习惯。
for
【在 m*********7 的大作中提到】
: 我一个老美朋友告诉我她和她九岁女儿的一段对话，内容大致如下：
: Mom: Do you want to have a baby sister?
: Daughter: No, I don't like babies.
: M: Why not?
: D: Because babies make troubles. They are messy creatures.
: M: Well, you can teach them how to play so that they don't make a mess.
: D: No, they love to play with dangerous stuff. Sooner or later they are
: going to blow up our house.
: M: We can keep dangerous items from babies so that they can't reach them.
: D: No, no, no. I hate babies and I don't want to talk about them. (pause for
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a********0
发帖数: 761 | |
d****o
发帖数: 3197 | 7 haha, cute.
I guess I will say "that's impossible":D
for
【在 m*********7 的大作中提到】
: 我一个老美朋友告诉我她和她九岁女儿的一段对话，内容大致如下：
: Mom: Do you want to have a baby sister?
: Daughter: No, I don't like babies.
: M: Why not?
: D: Because babies make troubles. They are messy creatures.
: M: Well, you can teach them how to play so that they don't make a mess.
: D: No, they love to play with dangerous stuff. Sooner or later they are
: going to blow up our house.
: M: We can keep dangerous items from babies so that they can't reach them.
: D: No, no, no. I hate babies and I don't want to talk about them. (pause for
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w*******g
发帖数: 9932 | 8 should say mommy never has sex.
【在 d****o 的大作中提到】
: haha, cute.
: I guess I will say "that's impossible":D
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: for
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p******i
发帖数: 1322 | 9
for
应为如果我们不的话，就会有人来把你暴走。。。。。。。。。
【在 m*********7 的大作中提到】
: 我一个老美朋友告诉我她和她九岁女儿的一段对话，内容大致如下：
: Mom: Do you want to have a baby sister?
: Daughter: No, I don't like babies.
: M: Why not?
: D: Because babies make troubles. They are messy creatures.
: M: Well, you can teach them how to play so that they don't make a mess.
: D: No, they love to play with dangerous stuff. Sooner or later they are
: going to blow up our house.
: M: We can keep dangerous items from babies so that they can't reach them.
: D: No, no, no. I hate babies and I don't want to talk about them. (pause for
|
d****o
发帖数: 3197 | 10 that's not the truth
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: should say mommy never has sex.
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w*******g
发帖数: 9932 | 11 mommy only makes baby.
【在 d****o 的大作中提到】
: that's not the truth
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d****o
发帖数: 3197 | 12 kick~
【在 w*******g 的大作中提到】
: mommy only makes baby.
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p******i
发帖数: 1322 | 13
we have to. Its our duty for being married.
【在 d****o 的大作中提到】
: that's not the truth
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o******y
发帖数: 743 | 14 haha, I guess I can say "you'll know some day" or "You can tell me the
answer when you're a mommy" |
a*d
发帖数: 258 | |
s**s
发帖数: 95 | |
