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发帖数: 66 | 1 就听老大一声"poop is coming" 我得放下手里一切事情(包括老二)，冲向老大，拎起
他来，直奔厕所。有时他还得去远一点的那个厕所，那叫一个着急。
急急忙忙把他提溜上马桶，小子准备拉屎了，便开始了我们的对话。我一般哼哼哈哈，
尽量少说，怕分散他注意力。
乖：I wanna poop. Big poop.
ME： OK，mommy is waiting right here.
乖：lot of poop.
ME: Okay.
乖：Poop is coming
(咚得一声)
乖：I want to poop more. No wiping yet.
ME：All right, take your time.
乖：The toilet is not broke, mommy.
(有次小人居然把马桶给拉堵了，甚为壮观)
ME: No, it is fine.
乖：Daddy fix it.
(呵呵，这活可不好干)
ME: yeah, he did.
(咚，又一声)
乖： More poop coming, you will see. really.
ME: I know.
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