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发帖数: 2047 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Apple 讨论区 】
发信人: willhung (黄威廉), 信区: Apple
标 题: Apple Tech Support Told me this today
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 8 17:07:33 2012, 美东)
Customer: "I can't get a signal"
Apple: "You're holding it wrong"
Customer: "My iPhone 5 is taking purple pictures!"
Apple: "You're holding it wrong!"
Customer: "I'm holding it right but the sun is purple"
Apple: "Then the Sun is wrong!"
Customer: "My iPhone 5 is being scuffed easily"
Apple:"You're scuffing it wrong!"
Customer: "My iPHone 5 can't connect to my WIFI network"
Apple:"Your network is wrong!"
Customer: "My iPhone 5's screen looks yellow"
Apple:"Your eyes are wrong, have them checked!"
Customer: "My iPhone 5 gave me inaccurate directions!"
Apple:"Your city is wrong" |
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