b******n 发帖数: 851 | 1 u know, when u first met a girl that u are attractive to, sex the first time
, u r like, man, that was great. second time, third time, u got to know
each other's spots, the sex become incredible. then u look forward to have
sex with her more and more. then after several months, the sex becomes
something that warms ur heart instead of warms ur body. u know what u r
getting, u r happy with what u r getting, u miss it maybe not the next day,
but couple days afterwards.
then after a year or so, u slowly realize that the chick aint putting out
like she used to. she's aint blowing u before the insertion, u have to ask
for it... then slowly, even when she's blowing u after u asked her, she only
gives couple licks, and that's it! and u can forget about anal! the hole
that was open before is forever closed to u now!
and then u are like, why the fuck did i ever dated that chick in the first
place??! | b******n 发帖数: 851 | 2 totto ramen is beginning to act like the chick that i have been dating for a
year now... | m**p 发帖数: 2471 | 3 Bad luck, terrible examples, and horrible taste |
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