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j**4
发帖数: 10425
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from a local ATM in my neighborhood today, when i step to the ATM, there's
already this chinese dude, sitting on a bicycle with a iphone earphone
plugged in his ear, using the ATM.
then he said, 新年快乐
i startled for a moment, and i said, 新年快乐
then he took off his earphone, and said, no chinese?
then i said, no, i said 新年快乐
then he asked, a student or work?
then i said, work.
then he pointed to his iphone, and said, 看xx卫视新年晚会么? obviously,
his iphone was playing some retarded 新年晚会。。。
then i said, 没兴趣, 不看, 我在国内都不看这些
then he said, 那不是很无聊么?
then i said 还行巴。。。工作。
then he said, 工作就8小时。 我干完活, 其他时间很无聊啊
then i shrugged my shoulders...
then suddenly those following words popped out his mouth: 你工作完, 做家务!
i wanted to say, u motherfucker! 我他妈的千金小姐, 纤纤玉手, 妈的! 我像
是做家务的主么???!!!
then i just smiled and said no...
g*******a
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bso被人搭讪
c*****l
发帖数: 5203
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Awwwwwwwww
n*******e
发帖数: 1901
4
LZ. 超可爱超搞笑!!!
笑死我了!!
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