p****x
发帖数: 980 | 1 应丫头MM 的要求
以及“大百”强烈自己要求被玩
就现场写个joke 玩玩
游泳
夏天到了，有一个很肥的ID by the name of “fat and slow northern Scumbag”
去游泳，以死猪不怕开水烫 的姿势落水。啪 的一声，
浪花飞溅，水面顿时升高10公分。 |
Y*****2
发帖数: 38613 | 2 不好笑....
我喜欢冷笑话，比如说
“你知道为什么宁波的手机用户总爱关手机吗？” |
p****x
发帖数: 980 | 3 “northern Scumbag”很尴尬，决定换个池子试试。
张开肥胖的双臂，挺着看不见脚趾头的肚腩，
以死猪不怕开水烫 的姿势落水。啪 的一声，
这次池里的水全被他挤出去了，
原来是个儿童池。
（用时：5 minutes）
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: 应丫头MM 的要求
: 以及“大百”强烈自己要求被玩
: 就现场写个joke 玩玩
: 游泳
: 夏天到了，有一个很肥的ID by the name of “fat and slow northern Scumbag”
: 去游泳，以死猪不怕开水烫 的姿势落水。啪 的一声，
: 浪花飞溅，水面顿时升高10公分。
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c*******k
发帖数: 554 | 4
为什么啊？
【在 Y*****2 的大作中提到】
: 不好笑....
: 我喜欢冷笑话，比如说
: “你知道为什么宁波的手机用户总爱关手机吗？”
|
Y*****2
发帖数: 38613 | 5 因为
“您拨的用户以关机，请稍候再拨”
【在 c*******k 的大作中提到】
:
: 为什么啊？
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p****x
发帖数: 980 | 6 我 coworker 刚才过来看了一下这个joke
笑喷 屏 了
哈哈哈哈。。。
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: “northern Scumbag”很尴尬，决定换个池子试试。
: 张开肥胖的双臂，挺着看不见脚趾头的肚腩，
: 以死猪不怕开水烫 的姿势落水。啪 的一声，
: 这次池里的水全被他挤出去了，
: 原来是个儿童池。
: （用时：5 minutes）
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a*********7
发帖数: 30080 | 7 你是他老板？
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: 我 coworker 刚才过来看了一下这个joke
: 笑喷 屏 了
: 哈哈哈哈。。。
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t*d
发帖数: 3386 | |
a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 9 是这样的话，他不笑的话，就很可能会哭了。
【在 a*********7 的大作中提到】
: 你是他老板？
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i**********o
发帖数: 5993 | 10 你午饭有着落了。趁热舔了吧。
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: 我 coworker 刚才过来看了一下这个joke
: 笑喷 屏 了
: 哈哈哈哈。。。
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p****x
发帖数: 980 | 11 “All men are created equal”是谁说的？
However, not all men are born with equal weight...
Da bai knows what that means...
hahahaha...
【在 a*********7 的大作中提到】
: 你是他老板？
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Y*****2
发帖数: 38613 | 12 Thomas Jefferson!
in Bill of Rights.
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: “All men are created equal”是谁说的？
: However, not all men are born with equal weight...
: Da bai knows what that means...
: hahahaha...
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y*e
发帖数: 9799 | |
p****x
发帖数: 980 | 14 Don’t complain that others set the bar too high.
You should go ask your parents why they provided you with so limited brain
cells that you have to function like a retard. “You were born this way,“
Lady Gaga has spoken.
【在 i**********o 的大作中提到】
: 你午饭有着落了。趁热舔了吧。
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p****x
发帖数: 980 | 15 大百 今天的中午吃什么？
一粒米（比他jj 稍大一点）
减肥啊。
大百 今天的中午喝什么？
他决定不喝厕所里的液体了，多没创意！
决定添自己的眼泪当饮料，表浪费了
【在 a*o 的大作中提到】
: 是这样的话，他不笑的话，就很可能会哭了。
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t*d
发帖数: 3386 | |
c*****l
发帖数: 5203 | 17 你有工作的呀！！！
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: 我 coworker 刚才过来看了一下这个joke
: 笑喷 屏 了
: 哈哈哈哈。。。
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c*******k
发帖数: 554 | 18 孟楠你可真是迂腐啊，
让我老想起了考人茴香豆的“茴”字怎么写的孔先生。
哈哈哈哈！！ |
y*e
发帖数: 9799 | 19 为什么牛肉被封此人不被封？
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: 大百 今天的中午吃什么？
: 一粒米（比他jj 稍大一点）
: 减肥啊。
: 大百 今天的中午喝什么？
: 他决定不喝厕所里的液体了，多没创意！
: 决定添自己的眼泪当饮料，表浪费了
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i**********o
发帖数: 5993 | 20 当事人没有举报。哈哈。
【在 y*e 的大作中提到】
: 为什么牛肉被封此人不被封？
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a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 21 你不是说文明么？怎么泼妇骂街。。。
打倒一切牛鬼蛇神（像你说的话），要有利版面开拓文明新风
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: 大百 今天的中午吃什么？
: 一粒米（比他jj 稍大一点）
: 减肥啊。
: 大百 今天的中午喝什么？
: 他决定不喝厕所里的液体了，多没创意！
: 决定添自己的眼泪当饮料，表浪费了
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y*e
发帖数: 9799 | |
p****x
发帖数: 980 | 23 I am here to write original jokes
to entertain everyone.
Whats wrong with that?
Did I use F words?
Did you learn a lot skills from me
such as working under the pressure?
I am not supposed to do this in office,btw.
【在 y*e 的大作中提到】
: 为什么牛肉被封此人不被封？
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a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 24 游泳
夏天到了，你到海滩去游泳，你会变成 ？？
用英文回答。。
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: I am here to write original jokes
: to entertain everyone.
: Whats wrong with that?
: Did I use F words?
: Did you learn a lot skills from me
: such as working under the pressure?
: I am not supposed to do this in office,btw.
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p****x
发帖数: 980 | 25 我的功力远远达不到
您说的
''泼妇骂街"。
我没必要，也不会去”泼妇骂街“
我刚才有讲 F
字了吗？
”厕所“ 是我提到唯一的脏字。
换成”洗手间“怎么样？
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: 大百 今天的中午吃什么？
: 一粒米（比他jj 稍大一点）
: 减肥啊。
: 大百 今天的中午喝什么？
: 他决定不喝厕所里的液体了，多没创意！
: 决定添自己的眼泪当饮料，表浪费了
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a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 26 不只是 F 才是骂街。。厕所肮脏，改了名字洗手间也是肮脏。
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: 我的功力远远达不到
: 您说的
: ''泼妇骂街"。
: 我没必要，也不会去”泼妇骂街“
: 我刚才有讲 F
: 字了吗？
: ”厕所“ 是我提到唯一的脏字。
: 换成”洗手间“怎么样？
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a*********7
发帖数: 30080 | 27 其实已经差不多了。兄弟，冷静点，歇歇吧。
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: 我的功力远远达不到
: 您说的
: ''泼妇骂街"。
: 我没必要，也不会去”泼妇骂街“
: 我刚才有讲 F
: 字了吗？
: ”厕所“ 是我提到唯一的脏字。
: 换成”洗手间“怎么样？
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b*******e
发帖数: 554 | 28 Breaking News on CNN:
a highly dangerous patient just escaped from a maximum security mental
institution. This patient is an Asian Male, in his later 20s to early 30s.
wearing glasses.
He is highly lunatic and extremely aggressive. The local authority is
warning all the residents in the tri-state area this escaped patient is
extremely obsessive with joke writing both in English and Chinese, if, under
any circumstances, some one ask you to compete with him in joke writing,
please ignore this invitation. The authority emphasize that due to the
dangerous nature of this mental patient, it is advisable for everyone to say
" you are the best " when encounter this patient either in person or online.
For your own safety, if someone barking " I am the original " on the street
, please remain indoor and contact the local authority at 911. |
g*******a
发帖数: 31586 | 29
.
under
say
哈哈哈哈哈
【在 b*******e 的大作中提到】
: Breaking News on CNN:
: a highly dangerous patient just escaped from a maximum security mental
: institution. This patient is an Asian Male, in his later 20s to early 30s.
: wearing glasses.
: He is highly lunatic and extremely aggressive. The local authority is
: warning all the residents in the tri-state area this escaped patient is
: extremely obsessive with joke writing both in English and Chinese, if, under
: any circumstances, some one ask you to compete with him in joke writing,
: please ignore this invitation. The authority emphasize that due to the
: dangerous nature of this mental patient, it is advisable for everyone to say
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x**y
发帖数: 10012 | 30 人才。。。
以后会贴都戴上： you are the best
.
under
say
【在 b*******e 的大作中提到】
: Breaking News on CNN:
: a highly dangerous patient just escaped from a maximum security mental
: institution. This patient is an Asian Male, in his later 20s to early 30s.
: wearing glasses.
: He is highly lunatic and extremely aggressive. The local authority is
: warning all the residents in the tri-state area this escaped patient is
: extremely obsessive with joke writing both in English and Chinese, if, under
: any circumstances, some one ask you to compete with him in joke writing,
: please ignore this invitation. The authority emphasize that due to the
: dangerous nature of this mental patient, it is advisable for everyone to say
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i**********o
发帖数: 5993 | 31 强！
.
under
say
【在 b*******e 的大作中提到】
: Breaking News on CNN:
: a highly dangerous patient just escaped from a maximum security mental
: institution. This patient is an Asian Male, in his later 20s to early 30s.
: wearing glasses.
: He is highly lunatic and extremely aggressive. The local authority is
: warning all the residents in the tri-state area this escaped patient is
: extremely obsessive with joke writing both in English and Chinese, if, under
: any circumstances, some one ask you to compete with him in joke writing,
: please ignore this invitation. The authority emphasize that due to the
: dangerous nature of this mental patient, it is advisable for everyone to say
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p****x
发帖数: 980 | 32 Nice try, but not impressive.
There are some issues with grammar:
1."later 20s "
should be late 20s
2. "The authority emphasize"
3.Asian Male
4....
I just pointed out a few for you.You may look through
the rest word by word and correct them if you wanna improve your writing.
I guess you didn't proofread it before you posted it.
Sure, it takes time to proofread your own writing.
But that's what I mean "working under the pressure".
Time limits, deadlines,audience expectations ...are
all pressures to deal with.
Anyway, that was a good try.
Thank you for the efforts.
Sometimes I do enjoy reading your posting.
.
under
say
【在 b*******e 的大作中提到】
: Breaking News on CNN:
: a highly dangerous patient just escaped from a maximum security mental
: institution. This patient is an Asian Male, in his later 20s to early 30s.
: wearing glasses.
: He is highly lunatic and extremely aggressive. The local authority is
: warning all the residents in the tri-state area this escaped patient is
: extremely obsessive with joke writing both in English and Chinese, if, under
: any circumstances, some one ask you to compete with him in joke writing,
: please ignore this invitation. The authority emphasize that due to the
: dangerous nature of this mental patient, it is advisable for everyone to say
|
a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 33 看来，文明吵架，这个暂胜一局。
.
under
say
【在 b*******e 的大作中提到】
: Breaking News on CNN:
: a highly dangerous patient just escaped from a maximum security mental
: institution. This patient is an Asian Male, in his later 20s to early 30s.
: wearing glasses.
: He is highly lunatic and extremely aggressive. The local authority is
: warning all the residents in the tri-state area this escaped patient is
: extremely obsessive with joke writing both in English and Chinese, if, under
: any circumstances, some one ask you to compete with him in joke writing,
: please ignore this invitation. The authority emphasize that due to the
: dangerous nature of this mental patient, it is advisable for everyone to say
|
i**********o
发帖数: 5993 | 34 you are the best
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: Nice try, but not impressive.
: There are some issues with grammar:
: 1."later 20s "
: should be late 20s
: 2. "The authority emphasize"
: 3.Asian Male
: 4....
: I just pointed out a few for you.You may look through
: the rest word by word and correct them if you wanna improve your writing.
: I guess you didn't proofread it before you posted it.
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D**C
发帖数: 6754 | 35 you are the best
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: Nice try, but not impressive.
: There are some issues with grammar:
: 1."later 20s "
: should be late 20s
: 2. "The authority emphasize"
: 3.Asian Male
: 4....
: I just pointed out a few for you.You may look through
: the rest word by word and correct them if you wanna improve your writing.
: I guess you didn't proofread it before you posted it.
|
b*****g
发帖数: 4051 | 36 不懂。。。
【在 t*d 的大作中提到】
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a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 37 我郑重地告诉你: if you want to write formal English you don't want to use:
"if you wanna improve".. should be "if you want to improve"
再次严正同意你说的： "working under the pressure". 如果你再读你下你的贴子“
肥胖男人为什么性生活不和谐？” 就明白了（下面那个人。）working under the
pressure 真的不容易。。。
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: Nice try, but not impressive.
: There are some issues with grammar:
: 1."later 20s "
: should be late 20s
: 2. "The authority emphasize"
: 3.Asian Male
: 4....
: I just pointed out a few for you.You may look through
: the rest word by word and correct them if you wanna improve your writing.
: I guess you didn't proofread it before you posted it.
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Y*****2
发帖数: 38613 | |
y*e
发帖数: 9799 | 39 you are the best
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: Nice try, but not impressive.
: There are some issues with grammar:
: 1."later 20s "
: should be late 20s
: 2. "The authority emphasize"
: 3.Asian Male
: 4....
: I just pointed out a few for you.You may look through
: the rest word by word and correct them if you wanna improve your writing.
: I guess you didn't proofread it before you posted it.
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s*********8
发帖数: 48 | 40 NYU 的sb 英文PHD，穷的在聚会上拿一个＄0.99的饼干当礼物送给主人， 当场的人都
被雷了。。。你要是再地域贴，北方哥们就出手把你做了。。。
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: 应丫头MM 的要求
: 以及“大百”强烈自己要求被玩
: 就现场写个joke 玩玩
: 游泳
: 夏天到了，有一个很肥的ID by the name of “fat and slow northern Scumbag”
: 去游泳，以死猪不怕开水烫 的姿势落水。啪 的一声，
: 浪花飞溅，水面顿时升高10公分。
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i**********o
发帖数: 5993 | 41 果然是极品。
【在 s*********8 的大作中提到】
: NYU 的sb 英文PHD，穷的在聚会上拿一个＄0.99的饼干当礼物送给主人， 当场的人都
: 被雷了。。。你要是再地域贴，北方哥们就出手把你做了。。。
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b*******e
发帖数: 554 | 42 where is this original imbecile? I miss him already |
s**********i
发帖数: 328 | 43 顶你!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
你做了他的时候,强烈要求围观!!!!
【在 s*********8 的大作中提到】
: NYU 的sb 英文PHD，穷的在聚会上拿一个＄0.99的饼干当礼物送给主人， 当场的人都
: 被雷了。。。你要是再地域贴，北方哥们就出手把你做了。。。
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c*******k
发帖数: 554 | 44
哈哈哈哈哈。。
你太搞笑了。
【在 s**********i 的大作中提到】
: 顶你!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: 你做了他的时候,强烈要求围观!!!!
|
i********o
发帖数: 348 | 45 亲爱的，你那里有没有现成的 weekly dolloar index 的数据?
【在 s**********i 的大作中提到】
: 顶你!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: 你做了他的时候,强烈要求围观!!!!
|
s**********i
发帖数: 328 | 46 俺不是做FINANCE,俺不知道你要的是啥... 我给你个LOGIN,你自己上去找找?
【在 i********o 的大作中提到】
: 亲爱的，你那里有没有现成的 weekly dolloar index 的数据?
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i********o
发帖数: 348 | 47 great!!!站内~~~亲爱的~~~
【在 s**********i 的大作中提到】
: 俺不是做FINANCE,俺不知道你要的是啥... 我给你个LOGIN,你自己上去找找?
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p****x
发帖数: 980 | 48 "northern Scumbag" 是牛肉给 大白 的 荣誉称号
我借用一下而已，你那么鸡冻干嘛？
你编的故事一没创意，二没深度，非常脑残
吵架吵不过，想打架？
单挑，我不怕
群殴我也不怕
特意换个新马甲上来骂人，真没种！
还说单挑？哈哈哈哈。。。
【在 s*********8 的大作中提到】
: NYU 的sb 英文PHD，穷的在聚会上拿一个＄0.99的饼干当礼物送给主人， 当场的人都
: 被雷了。。。你要是再地域贴，北方哥们就出手把你做了。。。
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r*******t
发帖数: 8550 | 49 您好
大家好
早上好
晚安
再见
谢谢
对不起
我错了
祝
身体健康
万事顺意 |
s*********8
发帖数: 48 | |
