s******0 发帖数: 13782 | 1 6 Brutal Leaders And Their Ridiculous Secret Hobbies
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#1.
强硬作风的斯大林在下令杀人之余,喜欢在壁炉旁倒一杯酒,化不少时间画自己的健壮
裸体,而且画得相当有艺术功底。
#2.
希特勒有画家的天份,特别是卡通动画,他非常喜欢那部白雪公主,认为是世界上最伟
大的电影之一。
#3.
金二世(Kim Jong Il )是个铁杆篮球迷,收集了无数 Michael Jordan,James Bond
and Daffy Duck有关的电影,纪念品,拥有所有Michael Jordan 和公牛队比赛有关的
录像电影.他不但在北韩全国大力普及篮球运动,还重新规定了计分制度:
three points for a dunk,
four points for a three pointer that touches nothing but the net,
negative one point for missing a free throw,
and eight points for a shot in the last three seconds.
And those are just the officially documented ones.
Off the record, we heard you have to play the rest of the game upside down
for traveling, goaltending gets you a week of reduced rations and for the
love of Christ,
do not foul in the fourth quarter: Your family gets eaten by wolves.
#4.
奥萨马宾拉登几乎仇恨美国的一切,除了排球,6'4 的伟岸身高,俨然是排球场上的球星。
#5.
萨达姆做了什么想必大家都知道,他写的那部古代国王的浪漫爱情小说有人听说过吗?
Zabibah and the King is an allegorical novel based on the history of Iraq...
in the same way that Transformers is an allegorical TV show about the
industrial revolution. Liberties are taken, is what we're saying here. The
book is set in ancient Iraq, where the fair and just King (Saddam) falls in
love with the beautiful and innocent Zabibah (Iraq). After several long,
thinly veiled discussions on God, love, poetry, matted back hair and dank
spider-holes, the King and Zabibah eventually fall deep in love.
#6. Al Capone Wrote Sappy Love Songs
Al Capone时代的Mafia徒风衣下藏着冲 锋 枪,火并时用手榴弹开路,强硬残忍的作风
令其他Mafia胆寒。Al Capone亲手干 掉的不下百人,侥幸躲过的伏击至少百次。Al
Capone留给Mafia的3大遗产是: 一、重 机枪比冲 锋枪好使。 二、要按时向联邦政
府纳税。 三、以及做爱时一定要戴安全套。
他的爱好却是写作爱情歌曲,还有几首挺不错的, 比如为他太太而写的 《Madonna Mia》
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACr_xVfIp2I&feature=player_embedded | l********n 发帖数: 804 | | s******0 发帖数: 13782 | 3 也许他的爱好都为人所知了
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