s******0
发帖数: 13782 | 1 Welcome to the 21st Century
Our communication - Wireless
Our phones - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our food - Fatless
Our Sweets - Sugarless
Our labor - Effortless
Our relations - Fruitless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Worthless
Our Mistakes - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our youth - Jobless
Our Ladies - Topless
Our Boss - Brainless
Our Jobs - Thinkless
Our Needs - Endless
Our situation - Hopeless
Our Salaries - Less and less |
s******0
发帖数: 13782 | 2 备份一下 ：
1. 老妈算命
当年老妈考上大学后，一直犹豫要不要去上。二姨就陪老妈去算了一卦。“其实那老头
算得还挺准的。”老妈一本正经地说。俺瞪大了眼睛“他说怎么说的？”“上与不上都
行！”老妈说。俺绝倒。
2. 女中学生
这是俺小时候老爸在饭桌上讲的。话说一高一矮俩女中学生关系特好，她们天天在一块
儿。一天一位数学老师看见高个女生搂着矮个女生一块儿走，对同事道：“√3（根3）
搂着√2（根2）！” |
s******0
发帖数: 13782 | 3 备份一下 ：
Some Dumbest English by a Very Famous Respectable Person
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy
test."
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And
, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're
going to do something about it."
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and
what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right."
"People say, how can I help on this war ag |
i*********a
发帖数: 6504 | 4 喜欢这个！
【在 s******0 的大作中提到】
: Welcome to the 21st Century
: Our communication - Wireless
: Our phones - Cordless
: Our cooking - Fireless
: Our food - Fatless
: Our Sweets - Sugarless
: Our labor - Effortless
: Our relations - Fruitless
: Our attitude - Careless
: Our feelings - Heartless
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c********e
发帖数: 42175 | 5 别说是原创啊。。。。
【在 s******0 的大作中提到】
: Welcome to the 21st Century
: Our communication - Wireless
: Our phones - Cordless
: Our cooking - Fireless
: Our food - Fatless
: Our Sweets - Sugarless
: Our labor - Effortless
: Our relations - Fruitless
: Our attitude - Careless
: Our feelings - Heartless
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c********e
发帖数: 42175 | 6 跟3这个没懂。
【在 s******0 的大作中提到】
: 备份一下 ：
: Some Dumbest English by a Very Famous Respectable Person
: "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy
: test."
: "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And
: , folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're
: going to do something about it."
: "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and
: what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right."
: "People say, how can I help on this war ag
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s******0
发帖数: 13782 | 7 没那个本事
【在 c********e 的大作中提到】
: 别说是原创啊。。。。
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b**u
发帖数: 2761 | 8 1.732 and 1.414
【在 c********e 的大作中提到】
: 跟3这个没懂。
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