s******0 发帖数: 13782 | 1 Welcome to the 21st Century
Our communication - Wireless
Our phones - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our food - Fatless
Our Sweets - Sugarless
Our labor - Effortless
Our relations - Fruitless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Worthless
Our Mistakes - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our youth - Jobless
Our Ladies - Topless
Our Boss - Brainless
Our Jobs - Thinkless
Our Needs - Endless
Our situation - Hopeless
Our Salaries - Less and less |
s******0 发帖数: 13782 | 2 备份一下 :
1. 老妈算命
当年老妈考上大学后,一直犹豫要不要去上。二姨就陪老妈去算了一卦。“其实那老头
算得还挺准的。”老妈一本正经地说。俺瞪大了眼睛“他说怎么说的?”“上与不上都
行!”老妈说。俺绝倒。
2. 女中学生
这是俺小时候老爸在饭桌上讲的。话说一高一矮俩女中学生关系特好,她们天天在一块
儿。一天一位数学老师看见高个女生搂着矮个女生一块儿走,对同事道:“√3(根3)
搂着√2(根2)!” |
s******0 发帖数: 13782 | 3 备份一下 :
Some Dumbest English by a Very Famous Respectable Person
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy
test."
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And
, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're
going to do something about it."
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and
what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right."
"People say, how can I help on this war ag |
i*********a 发帖数: 6504 | 4 喜欢这个!
【在 s******0 的大作中提到】 : Welcome to the 21st Century : Our communication - Wireless : Our phones - Cordless : Our cooking - Fireless : Our food - Fatless : Our Sweets - Sugarless : Our labor - Effortless : Our relations - Fruitless : Our attitude - Careless : Our feelings - Heartless
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c********e 发帖数: 42175 | 5 别说是原创啊。。。。
【在 s******0 的大作中提到】 : Welcome to the 21st Century : Our communication - Wireless : Our phones - Cordless : Our cooking - Fireless : Our food - Fatless : Our Sweets - Sugarless : Our labor - Effortless : Our relations - Fruitless : Our attitude - Careless : Our feelings - Heartless
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c********e 发帖数: 42175 | 6 跟3这个没懂。
【在 s******0 的大作中提到】 : 备份一下 : : Some Dumbest English by a Very Famous Respectable Person : "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy : test." : "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And : , folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're : going to do something about it." : "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and : what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right." : "People say, how can I help on this war ag
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s******0 发帖数: 13782 | 7 没那个本事
【在 c********e 的大作中提到】 : 别说是原创啊。。。。
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b**u 发帖数: 2761 | 8 1.732 and 1.414
【在 c********e 的大作中提到】 : 跟3这个没懂。
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