Alabama:
It's very windy here because Ole Miss blows and Auburn sucks
Michigan:
It's very windy here because MSU blows and OSU sucks
Baylor:
It's very windy here because TCU blows and UT sucks
Clemson:
It's very windy here because GT blows and NC sucks
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Notre Dame:
It's very windy here because USC blows and BC sucks
