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发帖数: 4091 | 1 Based on your proposal I think we have a decent number of actionable
concepts that will spawn further ideation. Let's get a conference call
planned to collaborate with our partners to get some real synergy to produce
some more outside the box thinking.
Did that work? Was that enough to get your boss off your back? I'm
listening to your feedback on Twitter and Facebook. I'm here for you!
Hopefully that paragraph bought you a little credibility with any exec
peering over your shoulder.
Now on to the business at hand…
HOLY MACKEREL, how awesome was yesterday??
Congrats on making it through Thursday. But, you're not out of the woods yet
. In fact, you need to start getting crafty because by now everyone is
starting to get suspicious. I mean honestly, how long has it been since you
were at your desk ALL DAY?!
Good news though, yesterday I discovered a quick fix to the outbursts coming
from my cube (see: Butler game). Now granted, I had to give myself 2 paper
cuts and staple my thumb to a spreadsheet but the screaming was easily
explained away. Of course, now I have a mandated appointment with a
therapist per HR, but it's on Monday so I won't miss any games.
Today you're going to need an excuse to get up from your desk. Ever heard of
"cubicle syndrome"? Me either, but it sounds real, right? Tell your boss
you must get up every 30 minutes per your doctor. Bring your mobile device
with you as you walk around the building. This will also make it look like
you're engaged in a lengthy email and randoms won't bug you.
Remember, it's not slacking if you don't get caught!
- CMO, (Chief Madness Officer)
PS: let's get #BossButton trending on Twitter today!
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