COLLEGE FOOTBALL GUIDE
(1) What does the average Michigan football player get on his SATs?
.........Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?
.........A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
.......Grease her hips and push.
(4) How do you get a Florida State graduate off your porch?
..........Pay him for the pizza.
(5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
.........There is tobacco spit
