http://www.rivalfanatics.com/jokes_q&a.htm
some good ones:
Q: Why do Wolverine players eat their Wheaties straight from the box?
A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl.
Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan fans?
A: A Whine Cellar
Q: An OSU fan and a Michigan fan are in the third grade. Who's bigger?
A: The Michigan fan... he's 18 years old.
Q: How many Michigan freshman does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course
Q: Why hasn't Ohi