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发帖数: 15479 | 1 A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a
woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like
melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice,
hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks.
“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and
daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are
there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three
phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In
his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s,
it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “
Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
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发帖数: 15479 | 2 国女在老外眼里的形象
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex
tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
nice,
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【在 p**********u 的大作中提到】
: A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many
: kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a
: woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like
: melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice,
: hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks.
: “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and
: daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are
: there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three
: phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In
: his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s,
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发帖数: 15479 | 3 别怕，生完老二我也感觉掉了一个cup，过了两年就恢复size了，而且这期间我还在减
肥瘦了十几lb。就是弹性各方面跟以前不能比了，买个好bra穿衣服倒是一样的效果。
By celiafish 头像不知道是不是自己照片，很漂亮
nice,
.
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 13
【在 p**********u 的大作中提到】
: A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many
: kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a
: woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like
: melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice,
: hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks.
: “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and
: daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are
: there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three
: phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In
: his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s,
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发帖数: 15479 | 4 华人大门纷纷意识到国女的屁股就像贫瘠的撒哈拉沙漠。都开始去深蹲练屁股肉了。
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【在 p**********u 的大作中提到】
: 别怕，生完老二我也感觉掉了一个cup，过了两年就恢复size了，而且这期间我还在减
: 肥瘦了十几lb。就是弹性各方面跟以前不能比了，买个好bra穿衣服倒是一样的效果。
: By celiafish 头像不知道是不是自己照片，很漂亮
:
: nice,
: .
: ★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 13
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