N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 MiddleSchool 讨论区 】
发信人: NWWolf (西北の狼), 信区: MiddleSchool
标 题: Learning to Lie
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 31 04:57:01 2010, 美东)
As they say, little kids learn something new every day. And today,
my daughter just managed to acquire a basic human skill that is
going to prove very useful in her future life: lying.
This afternoon, when she asked me to read to her, for the 34th or
37th or 43rd time, Dr. Seuss' classic "The Cat in the Hat," I
noticed some crayon marks on the title page. There was, of course,
no doubt in anybody's mind who the perpetrator was.
With an exaggerated expression of shock on my face, I "confronted"
her: "Uh-oh…did you do that?"
"No," came the answer quickly, effortlessly, and quite naturally,
instead of the silent admission of guilt that used to be a norm.
"Who did it, then?" I pressed on.
To my utter amusement, she responded with a nonchalant little
shrug, executed perfectly to say: "How the heck do I know? And
why are you asking me all these questions, anyway?"
I decided to try a different approach.
"Did you drawing these lines with your pencil"? I asked.
"No," again she answered quickly, "[with] my crayon."
Case closed. :-) | s******e
发帖数: 16668 | 2 呵呵，小狼终究不是老狼的对手。
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 MiddleSchool 讨论区 】
: 发信人: NWWolf (西北の狼), 信区: MiddleSchool
: 标 题: Learning to Lie
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 31 04:57:01 2010, 美东)
: As they say, little kids learn something new every day. And today,
: my daughter just managed to acquire a basic human skill that is
: going to prove very useful in her future life: lying.
: This afternoon, when she asked me to read to her, for the 34th or
: 37th or 43rd time, Dr. Seuss' classic "The Cat in the Hat," I
: noticed some crayon marks on the title page. There was, of course,
| N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 3 呵呵，好歹多吃了几十年干饭。
【在 s******e 的大作中提到】
: 呵呵，小狼终究不是老狼的对手。
| G*********o
发帖数: 49669 | 4 呼唤中文摘要
【 以下文字转载自 MiddleSchool 讨论区 】
发信人: NWWolf (西北の狼), 信区: MiddleSchool
标 题: Learning to Lie
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 31 04:57:01 2010, 美东)
As they say, little kids learn something new every day. And today,
my daughter just managed to acquire a basic human skill that is
going to prove very useful in her future life: lying.
This afternoon, when she asked me to read to her, for the 34th or
37th or 43rd time, Dr. Seuss' classic "The Cat in the Hat," I
noticed some crayon marks on the title page. There was, of course,
no doubt in anybody's mind who the perpetrator was.
With an exaggerated expression of shock on my face, I "confronted"
her: "Uh-oh…did you do that?"
"No," came the answer quickly, effortlessly, and quite naturally,
instead of the silent admission of guilt that used to be a norm.
"Who did it, then?" I pressed on.
To my utter amusement, she responded with a nonchalant little
shrug, executed perfectly to say: "How the heck do I know? And
why are you asking me all these questions, anyway?"
I decided to try a different approach.
"Did you drawing these lines with your pencil"? I asked.
"No," again she answered quickly, "[with] my crayon."
Case closed. :-)
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 MiddleSchool 讨论区 】
: 发信人: NWWolf (西北の狼), 信区: MiddleSchool
: 标 题: Learning to Lie
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 31 04:57:01 2010, 美东)
: As they say, little kids learn something new every day. And today,
: my daughter just managed to acquire a basic human skill that is
: going to prove very useful in her future life: lying.
: This afternoon, when she asked me to read to her, for the 34th or
: 37th or 43rd time, Dr. Seuss' classic "The Cat in the Hat," I
: noticed some crayon marks on the title page. There was, of course,
| m*******o
发帖数: 4113 | 5 bso
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 呵呵，好歹多吃了几十年干饭。
| N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 6 http://www.mitbbs.com/article/MiddleSchool/31323245_0.html
【在 G*********o 的大作中提到】
: 呼唤中文摘要
:
: 【 以下文字转载自 MiddleSchool 讨论区 】
: 发信人: NWWolf (西北の狼), 信区: MiddleSchool
: 标 题: Learning to Lie
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 31 04:57:01 2010, 美东)
: As they say, little kids learn something new every day. And today,
: my daughter just managed to acquire a basic human skill that is
: going to prove very useful in her future life: lying.
: This afternoon, when she asked me to read to her, for the 34th or
| y*******g
发帖数: 3677 | | y*******g
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