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发帖数: 1606 | 1 I asked a prostitute for sex but she refused because I only had $5. She
instead offered me a 'penguin blowjob'.
I had no idea what it was but thought for $5, that was a pretty good deal.
She took off my belt and lowered my trousers and underpants to my ankles and
began sucking. As things were heating up, she stopped, turned around and
started walking away.
I ran after her with my trousers and underpants still around my ankles,
pleading for her to finish
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penguin blowjob
When you pay a hooker to give you a blowjob and she pulls your pants and
underwear down around your ankles. She then runs off with your money. You
chase after her confused and waddling. | r********n
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: I asked a prostitute for sex but she refused because I only had $5. She
: instead offered me a 'penguin blowjob'.
: I had no idea what it was but thought for $5, that was a pretty good deal.
: She took off my belt and lowered my trousers and underpants to my ankles and
: began sucking. As things were heating up, she stopped, turned around and
: started walking away.
: I ran after her with my trousers and underpants still around my ankles,
: pleading for her to finish
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