i*****e
发帖数: 2810 | 1 第一首，Santa Baby。
白妞就是这么material，还滥交。
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl, Santa baby
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, a '54 convertible, too, light blue
Well I'll wait up for you, dear, Santa baby
So hurry down the chimney tonight, yeah
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the boys I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my Christmas list
Santa baby, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot
I've been an angel all year, Santa baby
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa, honey, there's one more thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine, Santa honey
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing
A ring
And I don't mean on the phone, Santa baby
So hurry down the chimney tonight. | i*****e
发帖数: 2810 | 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyQOBHRvmNE
【在 i*****e 的大作中提到】
: 第一首，Santa Baby。
: 白妞就是这么material，还滥交。
: Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
: I've been an awful good girl, Santa baby
: So hurry down the chimney tonight
: Santa baby, a '54 convertible, too, light blue
: Well I'll wait up for you, dear, Santa baby
: So hurry down the chimney tonight, yeah
: Think of all the fun I've missed
: Think of all the boys I haven't kissed
| i*****e
发帖数: 2810 | 3 第二首，Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
把小朋友们都教的非常Snobbish。麋鹿们先取笑Rudolph，然后一看Rudolph受到领
导青睐，马上凑了上去。
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
You'll go down in history"
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
You'll go down in history"
【在 i*****e 的大作中提到】
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyQOBHRvmNE
| r********n
发帖数: 7441 | 4 这首歌还好吧，没啥挑逗的意思啊，难道 chimney 和 pussy 一个意思？ | i*****e
发帖数: 2810 | 5 Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the boys I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my Christmas list
【在 r********n 的大作中提到】
: 这首歌还好吧，没啥挑逗的意思啊，难道 chimney 和 pussy 一个意思？
| h*****o
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发帖数: 2192 | | s*****1
发帖数: 1 | | i*****e
发帖数: 2810 | 9 嗯，这首其实有名，还被浓眉大眼的天主教🈲了。
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Wow! Mommy's kissing Santa Claus!
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus (kissing, kissing Santa Claus)
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom, fast asleep
Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus (tickle, tickle, Santa Claus)
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
He saw Mommy kissing (kissing, kissing) Santa Claus
I did! I really did see Mommy kissing Santa Claus
And I'm gonna tell my dad
Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus (tickle, tickle Santa Claus)
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
I did! I did! I really did see Mommy kissing Santa Claus
You gotta believe me! You just gotta believe me!
Come on, fellas, believe me!
You just gotta believe me!
Come on, you gotta believe me!
【在 s*****1 的大作中提到】
: snl有不少这类的（或者改编）圣诞歌 非常好笑
: https://youtu.be/g4vktLutpiY
: https://youtu.be/jWnP2jO06gc
: https://youtu.be/Bii8IrDFqTY
| i*****e
发帖数: 2810 | 10 这首歌应该有挑逗性。
Christmas Tree - Lady GaGa
Ra pa pam pam, ra pa pam pam
Ra pa pam pam, ra pa pam pam
Light me up put me on top, let's falalalalalalala
Light me up put me on top, let's falalalalalalala
The only place you wanna be
Is underneath my Christmas tree
The only place you wanna be
Is underneath my Christmas tree
Light me up put me on top, let's falalalalalalala
Light me up put me on top, let's falalalalalalala
Ho ho ho, under the mistletoe
Yes, everybody knows
We will take off our clothes
Yes, if you want us to we will
You, oh ,oh, a Christmas
My Christmas tree is delicious
Oh, oh, a Christmas
My Christmas tree is delicious
Light you up, put you on top, let's falalalala (let's go)
Light you up, put you on top, let's falalalala (let's go)
Ho ho ho, under the mistletoe
Yes everybody knows
We will take off our clothes
Yes, if you want us to we will
You, oh ,oh, a Christmas
My Christmas tree is delicious
Oh, oh, a Christmas
My Christmas tree is delicious
Here, here, here
The best time of the year
Take off my stocking's we're
I'm spreading Christmas cheer
Yes, if you want us to we will
You, oh, oh, a Christmas
My Christmas tree is delicious
Oh, oh, a Christmas
My Christmas tree is delicious
Space cowboy, Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga, there she goes
Space cowboy, Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga
Here we go
Cherry, cherry, boom, boom
【在 r********n 的大作中提到】
: 这首歌还好吧，没啥挑逗的意思啊，难道 chimney 和 pussy 一个意思？
| i*****e
发帖数: 2810 | 11 Last but not the least, 大家都熟悉的：Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
这里Santa就是一个深井冰偷窥狂，还让不让人有点隐私了？
这首歌是不是最早把噘嘴（pout）和淘气联系起来的？叫人不要噘嘴，效果适得其反，
黄妞白妞都拍一堆难看的噘嘴卖萌照骗，据说这样有猥琐男上钩。
还有一个和这首歌相关的问题：
Question: Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Answer:???
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You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
And he knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
'Cause Santa Claus is coming to town
Oh, let's go
Now, he sees you when you're sleeping
And he knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming
I mean the big fat man with the long white beard
【在 i*****e 的大作中提到】
: 这首歌应该有挑逗性。
: Christmas Tree - Lady GaGa
: Ra pa pam pam, ra pa pam pam
: Ra pa pam pam, ra pa pam pam
: Light me up put me on top, let's falalalalalalala
: Light me up put me on top, let's falalalalalalala
: The only place you wanna be
: Is underneath my Christmas tree
: The only place you wanna be
: Is underneath my Christmas tree
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