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发帖数: 11 | 1 WASHINGTON—Kicking off the power cord that was coiling itself around his
ankle, Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang frantically attempted
to load a shotgun Monday as a hissing, crackling copy machine lurched
towards campaign staffers. “I’ve got the copier. Zach, you destroy the
cell phones, and for God’s sake, everyone, stay away from the Keurig, it’s
sparking,” said Yang, firing a shot that obliterated the sentient machine
’s paper tray before pumping three more rounds into the dishwasher that had
crept up behind him from the break room. “Quick, that fax machine is
reactivating all the desktop computers, smash it before it gets to the
thermostat. It’s me the electronics want, and they’ll kill anyone who gets
in their way.” At press time, a lone iPad had beeped to life amidst the
smoking ruins of democratic candidate’s former campaign headquarters, its
charred, cracked screen reading only, “Yang Must Go.” | x******g
发帖数: 33885 | 2 这就是小黄人在鸦片国的下场
黄皮川粉还不赶快用飞机打大标语？
"House Chinks love President Trump! MAGA!" |
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