b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: USANews
标 题: 笑死我了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jul 7 20:11:51 2016, 美东)
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a
shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a
cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about
giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the
ticket. I called him a 'N)azi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for
having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he
wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused
him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on
the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper
sticker that said, 'Vote for Hillary 2016'. I try to have a little fun each
day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health. | m*****t
发帖数: 16663 | 2 生动刻画支持川普都是啥烂人，呵呵。
days
a
for
finished
【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
: 发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: USANews
: 标 题: 笑死我了
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jul 7 20:11:51 2016, 美东)
: Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
: interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a
: shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a
: cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about
: giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the
: ticket. I called him a 'N)azi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for
| b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 3 妹妹一杆子打到一大片人呀 ：）
【在 m*****t 的大作中提到】
: 生动刻画支持川普都是啥烂人，呵呵。
:
: days
: a
: for
: finished
| s**s
发帖数: 3374 | | m*****t
发帖数: 16663 | 5 好吧，你除外。
【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: 妹妹一杆子打到一大片人呀 ：）
| b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 6 apparently, it was never cross your mind that the person could be the bernie
sander supporter.
【在 m*****t 的大作中提到】
: 好吧，你除外。
| l****t
发帖数: 36289 | 7 lol
bernie
【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: apparently, it was never cross your mind that the person could be the bernie
: sander supporter.
| m*****t
发帖数: 16663 | 8 No,因为我知道你是川普粉。
bernie
【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: apparently, it was never cross your mind that the person could be the bernie
: sander supporter.
| b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 9 谢谢妹妹手下留情
【在 m*****t 的大作中提到】
: No,因为我知道你是川普粉。
:
: bernie
| B*Q
发帖数: 25729 | 10 加了个希拉里
可惜不服实际
实际上退休老人支持民党的多
吃福利啊！
【在 s**s 的大作中提到】
: 好老的笑话
| c*********d
发帖数: 9770 | 11 从中国偷的笑话。
“你开罚单算啥本事？有本事你把我的车拖走啊？！” |
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