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发帖数: 1337 | 1 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Washington was in turmoil on Tuesday
morning as a House select committee abruptly cancelled its Benghazi hearings
shortly after former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced that she
was withdrawing from the Presidential race.
Secretary Clinton’s stunning announcement came at 9:00 A.M., followed by
the committee chairman Trey Gowdy’s decision to cancel the hearings at 9:04.
“As you know, we have been preparing for this week’s hearings for months,
” Gowdy said. “However, after meeting with fellow committee members over
the past four minutes, we’ve come to the conclusion that we know all we
need to know about Benghazi.”
Gowdy flatly denied that the decision to cancel the long-awaited Benghazi
hearings had anything to do with Clinton’s sudden departure from the race.
“We wish her well in whatever her future endeavors may be,” he said.
But shortly after Gowdy’s announcement, Clinton called an impromptu press
conference at 9:13 to announce that she was jumping back into the race. “I
was just trying to prove a point,” she told reporters, before heading off
to campaign stops in Iowa and New Hampshire.
Minutes after Clinton’s second announcement, an irate Gowdy called her
decision to reenter the race “beyond unethical” and revealed that the
committee’s investigators had just uncovered fresh evidence about Benghazi.
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发帖数: 24123 | | d****o
发帖数: 32610 | 3 Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced that she was withdrawing from
the Presidential race.
没听说阿
hearings
she
04.
【在 b******a 的大作中提到】
: WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Washington was in turmoil on Tuesday
: morning as a House select committee abruptly cancelled its Benghazi hearings
: shortly after former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced that she
: was withdrawing from the Presidential race.
: Secretary Clinton’s stunning announcement came at 9:00 A.M., followed by
: the committee chairman Trey Gowdy’s decision to cancel the hearings at 9:04.
: “As you know, we have been preparing for this week’s hearings for months,
: ” Gowdy said. “However, after meeting with fellow committee members over
: the past four minutes, we’ve come to the conclusion that we know all we
: need to know about Benghazi.”
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发帖数: 9235 | | b*****d
发帖数: 61690 | 5 Get news satire from The Borowitz Report delivered to your inbox.
讽刺新闻.用来讽刺,GOP的班加西听证会是针对希拉里总统竞选.
【在 d****o 的大作中提到】
: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced that she was withdrawing from
: the Presidential race.
: 没听说阿
:
: hearings
: she
: 04.
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发帖数: 12955 | 6
hearings
she
04.
HAHA. You thought this was real?
【在 b******a 的大作中提到】
: WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Washington was in turmoil on Tuesday
: morning as a House select committee abruptly cancelled its Benghazi hearings
: shortly after former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced that she
: was withdrawing from the Presidential race.
: Secretary Clinton’s stunning announcement came at 9:00 A.M., followed by
: the committee chairman Trey Gowdy’s decision to cancel the hearings at 9:04.
: “As you know, we have been preparing for this week’s hearings for months,
: ” Gowdy said. “However, after meeting with fellow committee members over
: the past four minutes, we’ve come to the conclusion that we know all we
: need to know about Benghazi.”
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【在 d****o 的大作中提到】
: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced that she was withdrawing from
: the Presidential race.
: 没听说阿
:
: hearings
: she
: 04.
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