B*******c
发帖数: 5056 | 1 [ 吹西门的雪 ]
到了中国才知道，原来还有比汉堡和比萨更好吃的东西；
到了中国才知道，原来警察叔叔是不带枪的，不仅不带枪，而且还一不小心会被人打的；
到了中国才知道，原来公交车15分钟一班，而且整个城市到处都能到达的；
到了中国才知道，原来地铁可以没有尿骚味的；
到了中国才知道，原来打个120，看个急诊住个院可以不用倾家荡产的；
到了中国才知道，原来看病不顺心意可以把医生护士打个半死的；
到了中国才知道，原来换一口的假牙也就是美国一个月工资的钱；
到了中国才知道，原来火车也可以跑的像飞机一样快的；
到了中国才知道，原来狗肉也是很好吃的；
到了中国才知道，原来真的有一千年前盖的房子；
到了中国才知道，原来网上买衣服有这么多款式的；
到了中国才知道，原来政府的官员无所作为是真的要下课的；
到了中国才知道，原来修一条隧道不用30年而且还不漏水的；
到了中国才知道，原来地震了，发洪水了，军队是真的来救你的；
到了中国才知道，原来小学生早上不用手按胸膛对着国旗宣誓的；
到了中国才知道，原来辱骂自己的国家可以这么理直气壮的；
到了中国才知道，原来不学无术的人都叫做公知，还这么受追捧的；
到了中国才知道，原来真有傻逼相信俺们美国是天堂和人类的希望的；
到了中国才知道，原来少数民族炸人砍人都从宽处理的；
到了中国才知道，原来种族歧视是歧视自己人的；
到了中国才知道，原来我这个乡巴佬也能被人当作精英崇拜的。 | g***j
发帖数: 40861 | 2 [ 吹西门的雪 ]
haha
的；
【在 B*******c 的大作中提到】
: [ 吹西门的雪 ]
: 到了中国才知道，原来还有比汉堡和比萨更好吃的东西；
: 到了中国才知道，原来警察叔叔是不带枪的，不仅不带枪，而且还一不小心会被人打的；
: 到了中国才知道，原来公交车15分钟一班，而且整个城市到处都能到达的；
: 到了中国才知道，原来地铁可以没有尿骚味的；
: 到了中国才知道，原来打个120，看个急诊住个院可以不用倾家荡产的；
: 到了中国才知道，原来看病不顺心意可以把医生护士打个半死的；
: 到了中国才知道，原来换一口的假牙也就是美国一个月工资的钱；
: 到了中国才知道，原来火车也可以跑的像飞机一样快的；
: 到了中国才知道，原来狗肉也是很好吃的；
| B*******c
发帖数: 5056 | 3 Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there is food so much
more tastier than burgers and pizzas;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that their cops don't carry
guns, not only that, they could get the bejeezus beaten out of them by mobs
from time to time;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that buses can be available
every 15 minutes, and reach every corner of the city;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that the metro cars don't have
to smell like piss;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that calling paramedics and
getting treated by ER does not bankrupt you;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that if you are not happy with
your medical treatment, you can knock the doctors and/or nursers out of
consciousness and get away with that;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that it only takes one month
salary to get a full denture install;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that trains can travel as fast
as planes;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there do have buildings
constructed a thousand years ago;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there could be so many
different choices of clothes for online shopping;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that if government officials
don't do their jobs, they do really get fired;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that it does not take 30 years
to build a tunnel and it does not have to leak. (the big dig, anyone?)
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that when disasters happen,
earthquakes, floods, etc., the army are coming and actually to the rescue;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that school kids don't have to
press their hands on the chest and sing to the national flag;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that someone can curse their
own nation for everything and do it with self-righteousness;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that the so-called public
intellectuals are a bunch of idiots who don't know shit, yet they are public
welcomed;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there do exist the bunch
of people that actually believe that the US is the paradise and the hope of
human race;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that if you are ethnically
minority, and you blow things up or hurt people with machete, you usually
will likely be pardoned;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that racial discrimination can
be defined as against one's own race;
Only after coming to China, did I get to know that a redneck like me can one
day be treated as elite; | n********d
发帖数: 7676 | 4 so much more tastier, 这个美国乡巴佬的英文so damn gooder than mine.
mobs
have
【在 B*******c 的大作中提到】
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there is food so much
: more tastier than burgers and pizzas;
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that their cops don't carry
: guns, not only that, they could get the bejeezus beaten out of them by mobs
: from time to time;
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that buses can be available
: every 15 minutes, and reach every corner of the city;
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that the metro cars don't have
: to smell like piss;
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that calling paramedics and
| c***T
发帖数: 4990 | 5 何必呢，
美国文盲一堆一堆的，native英语speaker 还是文盲。
你个半吊子，几歪个屁
【在 n********d 的大作中提到】
: so much more tastier, 这个美国乡巴佬的英文so damn gooder than mine.
:
: mobs
: have
| b****l
发帖数: 23606 | 6 海真有可能。
我们老中整天抠英语语法，老美好多都是乱写
【在 n********d 的大作中提到】
: so much more tastier, 这个美国乡巴佬的英文so damn gooder than mine.
:
: mobs
: have
| n********d
发帖数: 7676 | 7 lol，没看我夸他呢吗。你叽歪个比啊？
【在 c***T 的大作中提到】
: 何必呢，
: 美国文盲一堆一堆的，native英语speaker 还是文盲。
: 你个半吊子，几歪个屁
| q*******n
发帖数: 24 | 8 英语嘛，就是那种狗肉上不了宴席的傻B语言。
傻逼才计较这个。
【在 n********d 的大作中提到】
: so much more tastier, 这个美国乡巴佬的英文so damn gooder than mine.
:
: mobs
: have
| n**d
发帖数: 9764 | 9 美国人知道的太少了。
的；
【在 B*******c 的大作中提到】
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there is food so much
: more tastier than burgers and pizzas;
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that their cops don't carry
: guns, not only that, they could get the bejeezus beaten out of them by mobs
: from time to time;
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that buses can be available
: every 15 minutes, and reach every corner of the city;
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that the metro cars don't have
: to smell like piss;
: Only after coming to China, did I get to know that calling paramedics and
| n********d
发帖数: 7676 | 10 没办法，俺们每天得说这种傻逼语言。
【在 q*******n 的大作中提到】
: 英语嘛，就是那种狗肉上不了宴席的傻B语言。
: 傻逼才计较这个。
| | | C****a
发帖数: 6593 | 11 gooder用得好啊 这么常用的小词我怎么就不会用呢
【在 n********d 的大作中提到】
: so much more tastier, 这个美国乡巴佬的英文so damn gooder than mine.
:
: mobs
: have
| r*******g
发帖数: 32828 | 12 汶川的时候， 温家宝说的， 你们是人们的军队， 怎么看？ | c***T
发帖数: 4990 | 13 说就说呗。
打包票大部分人都看得懂goodier.
lol
【在 n********d 的大作中提到】
: 没办法，俺们每天得说这种傻逼语言。
| r*******g
发帖数: 32828 | | B*******c
发帖数: 5056 | 15 我早说过，我们可以帮助美国人民，改造他们的语言。
gooder就是一个很好的例子。
【在 C****a 的大作中提到】
: gooder用得好啊 这么常用的小词我怎么就不会用呢
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