k******1
发帖数: 1393 | 1 1) He lives vicariously through himself.
2) He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
3) His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
4) When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
5) His shirts never wrinkle.
6) He is left-handed and right-handed.
7) If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
8) The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
9) His blood smells like cologne.
10) On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
His hands feel like rich brown suede.
11) Cuba imports cigars from him.In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.
12) His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
13) He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
14) If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the
urge to thank him.
15) He bowls overhand.
16) He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.
17) He tips an astonishing 100%.
18) Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
19) Panhandlers give him money.
20) He divorced his wife because he caught her littering.
21) His passport requires no photograph.
22) When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
23）He can cut a hot knife with butter.
24) He once parallel parked a train
25) Mosquitoes refuse to bite him out respect
26) He was born on July 26th, 1953. The Korean War armistice was signed on
July 27, 1953.
27) He is living proof than Santa is NEITHER black OR white.
28) Whenever God looks at His creation he proclaims 'It is Good'. When God
looks at Chen he proclaims 'High Five'!
29) He is the next evolutionary link.
30) He can speak French, in Russian! | T*****y
发帖数: 18592 | 2 英文贴
不爱看
【在 k******1 的大作中提到】
: 1) He lives vicariously through himself.
: 2) He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
: 3) His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
: 4) When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
: 5) His shirts never wrinkle.
: 6) He is left-handed and right-handed.
: 7) If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
: 8) The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
: 9) His blood smells like cologne.
: 10) On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
| v******a
发帖数: 45075 | 3 26，笑了
【在 k******1 的大作中提到】
: 1) He lives vicariously through himself.
: 2) He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
: 3) His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
: 4) When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
: 5) His shirts never wrinkle.
: 6) He is left-handed and right-handed.
: 7) If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
: 8) The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
: 9) His blood smells like cologne.
: 10) On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
| s**i
发帖数: 4448 | 4 Chuck Norris shines his shoes.
【在 k******1 的大作中提到】
: 1) He lives vicariously through himself.
: 2) He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
: 3) His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
: 4) When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
: 5) His shirts never wrinkle.
: 6) He is left-handed and right-handed.
: 7) If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
: 8) The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
: 9) His blood smells like cologne.
: 10) On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
| m**********n
发帖数: 27535 | 5 英文水平暴露贴
【在 T*****y 的大作中提到】
: 英文贴
: 不爱看
| k******1
发帖数: 1393 | 6 其实很多都是借鉴Chuck Norris的，不过还是有些是原创。
【在 s**i 的大作中提到】
: Chuck Norris shines his shoes.
| c****t
发帖数: 5452 | 7 难道不是那个the most interesting man in the world的？
【在 k******1 的大作中提到】
: 其实很多都是借鉴Chuck Norris的，不过还是有些是原创。
| T*****y
发帖数: 18592 | 8 so what
俺一个英文字儿都不识
照样拿金尿盆撒尿
【在 m**********n 的大作中提到】
: 英文水平暴露贴
| n*****t
发帖数: 22014 | 9 牛逼的都是拿土盘撒金尿
【在 T*****y 的大作中提到】
: so what
: 俺一个英文字儿都不识
: 照样拿金尿盆撒尿
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