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Military版 - 毛主席是被矮子亲手掐死的
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矮子一边掐,一边喊:“爽不爽?爽不爽?”
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没咬奶子?
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911 call taker: Hello...how can I help you, sir?
StephenKing: Hi...
911: Hi, how can I help you sir?
SK: I think I missed my meds (ESL MITBBS WSN ACCENT).
911: Oh...okay, sir, could say it again?
SK: I missed...my...meds....
911: Oh, I see! What type of meds did you miss sir? And what kind of health
issues do you have?
SK: Well...I'm bipolar and depressed....
911: Oh, okay, I see. Are you suicidal?
SK: I don't understand....
911: I was asking you...do you want to kill yourself?
SK: Kill myself? Oh...I want to sacrifice my life for Chairman MAO and
BullshitLie.
911: Did you just say I was bullshitting and lying to you?
SK: No no no no...I want to die for Chairman MAO and BullshitLie.
911: Oh, okay... so you are suicidal.
SK: Yes yes yes...I'm.
911: Do you have any weapons with you?
SK: WIPON? Oh...I'm wiping my ass with People's Daily right now.
911: What the hell! I don't want to know that. Do you have any weapons with
you?
SK: Oh, I have a gun in my heart. I want to fight with BullshitLie shoulder
by shoulder. I want to be the son of Chairman MAO.
911: Okay, sir, you have a gun to your heart? ...
.....
911: Three Bravo nine.
3B9: Go ahead.
911: We have a suicidal male threatening to kill himself with a gun. He said
he had missed his meds. Very ESL. Possibly Asian WSN, but having a name of
StephenKing.
3B9: Copy that. Can I have some cover units?
911: They're on the way.
....
3B9: Shots fired! Shots fired! Man down.
911: Is this 3B9? Do you need EHS?
3B9: 10-4. Just routine. He's quite dead.
911: Are you talking about the complainant?
3B9: 10-4. He raised a black object towards me while sitting on the toilet.
We'll clear the residence now.
3B9: Dispatch, confirmed suicide by cop. It was his hand covered by his own
feces.
911: EWWWW.....
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