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Military版 - 有人在机场安检被摸射了
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L***s
发帖数: 2944
1
靠,还被抓起来了,说安检被摸射就要被抓起来,anyone ejaculating during a pat-
down would be subject to
arrest。
Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
http://www.deadserious...
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport
after ejaculating while being patted
down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San
Francisco, is being held without
bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal
agent.
According to Cummings' partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has "multiple
piercings on his manhood" which
were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled
aside for a pat-down. Armani
stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent "an inordinate amount of time
groping" Cummings, who had
apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual
dysfunction, ejaculated while the
TSA agent's hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to
several witnesses, promptly called
for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that
anyone ejaculating during a pat-
down would be subject to arrest.
E*V
发帖数: 17544
2
这个算不算早泄?

pat-
Federal

【在 L***s 的大作中提到】
: 靠,还被抓起来了,说安检被摸射就要被抓起来,anyone ejaculating during a pat-
: down would be subject to
: arrest。
: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
: http://www.deadserious...
: A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport
: after ejaculating while being patted
: down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San
: Francisco, is being held without
: bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal

N****w
发帖数: 21578
3
wa MD 威武

pat-
Federal

【在 L***s 的大作中提到】
: 靠,还被抓起来了,说安检被摸射就要被抓起来,anyone ejaculating during a pat-
: down would be subject to
: arrest。
: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
: http://www.deadserious...
: A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport
: after ejaculating while being patted
: down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San
: Francisco, is being held without
: bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal

E*V
发帖数: 17544
4
Cummings, who has a history of sexual
dysfunction, ejaculated while the
TSA agent's hand was feeling the piercings.

pat-
Federal

【在 L***s 的大作中提到】
: 靠,还被抓起来了,说安检被摸射就要被抓起来,anyone ejaculating during a pat-
: down would be subject to
: arrest。
: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
: http://www.deadserious...
: A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport
: after ejaculating while being patted
: down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San
: Francisco, is being held without
: bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal

s**r
发帖数: 6678
5
性奋过度啊。只有被摸的权利,没有射的权利。

【在 E*V 的大作中提到】
: 这个算不算早泄?
:
: pat-
: Federal

p******u
发帖数: 14642
6
草,真的假的
w********r
发帖数: 14958
7
EUV你这个功能怎么样? 老当益壮?

【在 E*V 的大作中提到】
: Cummings, who has a history of sexual
: dysfunction, ejaculated while the
: TSA agent's hand was feeling the piercings.
:
: pat-
: Federal

l**k
发帖数: 45267
8
well done!

pat-
Federal

【在 L***s 的大作中提到】
: 靠,还被抓起来了,说安检被摸射就要被抓起来,anyone ejaculating during a pat-
: down would be subject to
: arrest。
: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
: http://www.deadserious...
: A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport
: after ejaculating while being patted
: down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San
: Francisco, is being held without
: bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal

c***1
发帖数: 10875
9
米蒂V5
E*V
发帖数: 17544
10
你可以来事事

【在 w********r 的大作中提到】
: EUV你这个功能怎么样? 老当益壮?
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s****r
发帖数: 31686
11
操, 美帝太神奇了

pat-
Federal

【在 L***s 的大作中提到】
: 靠,还被抓起来了,说安检被摸射就要被抓起来,anyone ejaculating during a pat-
: down would be subject to
: arrest。
: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
: http://www.deadserious...
: A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport
: after ejaculating while being patted
: down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San
: Francisco, is being held without
: bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal

O*******d
发帖数: 20343
12
估计他JJ上的环有一大串。 所以要摸很久。
E*V
发帖数: 17544
13
主要是有piercing啥的

【在 p******u 的大作中提到】
: 草,真的假的
y****g
发帖数: 36950
14
。。。重点是到底是谁 "sexually assaulting " whom?

【在 E*V 的大作中提到】
: 这个算不算早泄?
:
: pat-
: Federal

A******C
发帖数: 1808
15
我友情提示一下观众注意一下这篇文章的真实性再激动

pat-
Federal

【在 L***s 的大作中提到】
: 靠,还被抓起来了,说安检被摸射就要被抓起来,anyone ejaculating during a pat-
: down would be subject to
: arrest。
: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
: http://www.deadserious...
: A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport
: after ejaculating while being patted
: down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San
: Francisco, is being held without
: bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal

l**k
发帖数: 45267
16
不知真假。但是如果真的被摸硬了,TSA确实可以告sex assault吧,呵呵

【在 p******u 的大作中提到】
: 草,真的假的
D********n
发帖数: 1595
17
一看就是假的。
专门搞笑用的。

pat-
Federal

【在 L***s 的大作中提到】
: 靠,还被抓起来了,说安检被摸射就要被抓起来,anyone ejaculating during a pat-
: down would be subject to
: arrest。
: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
: http://www.deadserious...
: A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport
: after ejaculating while being patted
: down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San
: Francisco, is being held without
: bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal

L***s
发帖数: 2944
18
谁说不是呢,被摸,还不能射?
这还能忍住么?又不是tmd的憋尿,草

【在 y****g 的大作中提到】
: 。。。重点是到底是谁 "sexually assaulting " whom?
m****n
发帖数: 886
19
主要是姓的好

pat-
Federal

【在 L***s 的大作中提到】
: 靠,还被抓起来了,说安检被摸射就要被抓起来,anyone ejaculating during a pat-
: down would be subject to
: arrest。
: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
: http://www.deadserious...
: A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport
: after ejaculating while being patted
: down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San
: Francisco, is being held without
: bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal

u****n
发帖数: 7521
20
人家是同性恋
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s**********w
发帖数: 866
21
The name is Cummings.
s**********t
发帖数: 2401
22
谁告谁?

【在 l**k 的大作中提到】
: 不知真假。但是如果真的被摸硬了,TSA确实可以告sex assault吧,呵呵
s**r
发帖数: 6678
23
大家加油,顶上十大
b*********d
发帖数: 3539
x***u
发帖数: 6421
25
靠,恐怖袭击阿。
w******y
发帖数: 309
26
haha

pat-
Airport
Federal

【在 L***s 的大作中提到】
: 靠,还被抓起来了,说安检被摸射就要被抓起来,anyone ejaculating during a pat-
: down would be subject to
: arrest。
: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
: http://www.deadserious...
: A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport
: after ejaculating while being patted
: down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San
: Francisco, is being held without
: bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal

k**0
发帖数: 19737
27
哈哈哈, 这也太敏感了吧?
k**0
发帖数: 19737
28
"charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent"
这个有点搞, 明明是被摸
g*q
发帖数: 26623
29
常见姓啊。Cummins的柴油机很牛的。

【在 s**********w 的大作中提到】
: The name is Cummings.
N**t
发帖数: 1738
30
Percy, Cummings, 对应Piercing, Ejaculation, 如果不是搞笑的话, 真是奇特的巧合
了.

【在 g*q 的大作中提到】
: 常见姓啊。Cummins的柴油机很牛的。
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M*****8
发帖数: 17722
31

...............
有法律知识的都能看出,
Cummings如果反告胜算很大,
尤其如果用陪审团来判案和赔偿。

【在 k**0 的大作中提到】
: "charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent"
: 这个有点搞, 明明是被摸

M*****8
发帖数: 17722
32

.................
这个证据对Cummings反告TSA非常有利。

【在 E*V 的大作中提到】
: 主要是有piercing啥的
g*q
发帖数: 26623
33
当然是恶搞假新闻了。不然也不会故意多个g。

【在 N**t 的大作中提到】
: Percy, Cummings, 对应Piercing, Ejaculation, 如果不是搞笑的话, 真是奇特的巧合
: 了.

j*****p
发帖数: 24000
34
可以给下一部BRUNO做素材了
z*******g
发帖数: 416
35
Percy Cummings= pussy cumming

【在 g*q 的大作中提到】
: 当然是恶搞假新闻了。不然也不会故意多个g。
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