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Military版 - 今天被日本兔子欺负了
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o*******p
发帖数: 722
1
Today I heard some noise in my backyard, so I went there to checked it out.
It was a fat rabbit chewing the carrots I planted. I yelled "get away! you
can't eat my carrots!" To my surprise, the rabbit didn't stop, but SPOKE in
English: "Fuck you. I am a Japanese rabbit. You know why I am not eating
anything your Russian neighbor planted in his backyard? Because I know you
Chinese do not have the guts to shoot me. "
Should I grab my Glock 19 and shoot this rabbit or not?
t*******n
发帖数: 2319
2
you'd better shot yourself.

.
in

【在 o*******p 的大作中提到】
: Today I heard some noise in my backyard, so I went there to checked it out.
: It was a fat rabbit chewing the carrots I planted. I yelled "get away! you
: can't eat my carrots!" To my surprise, the rabbit didn't stop, but SPOKE in
: English: "Fuck you. I am a Japanese rabbit. You know why I am not eating
: anything your Russian neighbor planted in his backyard? Because I know you
: Chinese do not have the guts to shoot me. "
: Should I grab my Glock 19 and shoot this rabbit or not?

m**********n
发帖数: 27535
3
2B连backyard是谁控制的都不知道
o*******p
发帖数: 722
4
wanna mess with me? fuck off!

【在 t*******n 的大作中提到】
: you'd better shot yourself.
:
: .
: in

o*******p
发帖数: 722
5
你妈才是2B。操你妈!

【在 m**********n 的大作中提到】
: 2B连backyard是谁控制的都不知道
t*******n
发帖数: 2319
6
前面两分钟还不敢fuck off兔子呢,怎么着,这会子雄起了?
hoho,好看
继续表演哈

【在 o*******p 的大作中提到】
: wanna mess with me? fuck off!
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