g*m 发帖数: 346 | 1 A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
Wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: 'What would you do if I died?
Would you get married
Again?'
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'
WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND : 'Of course I do.'
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great |
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