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发帖数: 5087 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 LoveNLust 讨论区 】
发信人: NWWolf (西北の狼), 信区: LoveNLust
标 题: History of the LoveNLust Gang: Book of Genesis
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Feb 8 01:27:12 2011, 美东)
We hereby dedicate the following words to WH, one of the most
celebrated scholars and authors on all of MITBBS, and the latest in
a long line of inquirers who have asked this historian about the
mysterious origins of the LoveNLust gang. Without her incitation,
this piece would never have been composed.
History of the LoveNLust Gang: Book of Genesis
In the beginning, there was no heaven, nor the earth. There was
only the Sex Board, under the benevolent reign of the immortal
king Beegeintar, and the essence of the gods disguised itself as
libido-charged verbal imagery and idle talks known as "water."
Within the dominion, there resided such talents as Aihaha, Yeahpussy,
Subgirl, Kinkkink, Maturewoman, Dome, Isolation, Skycaptain08,
Sinner, Wiz, Mazafaka, Riveroam, and Protian, among others, who
engaged themselves in creating literary works of the somewhat
horny variety. There also resided such luminaries as Maopaopao,
Withorchid, Lulu1, and Cryingbag, whose mere presence inspired
the literary endeavors. And there was Sophiashs, who observed
all of these activities with scholarly eyes and dutifully offered her
thoughts in the most thoughtful kind of way. And there was Deuse,
who did the same in no more than three words per dispensation.
Meanwhile, in the Kingdom of Mississippi, there was crowned a new
queen regnant by the name of Thisia. There she personally saw to
the establishment of a sisterhood of virtue and beauty, in which
were to be found Apieceofyou, Yoyozhang, Fye, Xixi006, Gluten,
USMer, and others. They were tended to by such loyal adjuncts as
Cengceng and Underarmour.
One day towards the end of Year 2008 of Jesus Christ Our Lord,
Queen Thisia arose from her throne and said unto the world,
solemnly: "Come ye! Come ye! All ye men and women of letters,
thoughts, and pure water! Come one, come all. Come thou, and
we shall show thee our authentic portraits."
And come they did. There came Yeahpussy with his marvelous
poetry. There came Maopaopao in her magnificent glory. And
there came Aihaha, Kinkkink, Isolation, Protian, and many others.
Together they built a glistering shrink to Apollo and the Muses,
the patrons of the letters, on the bank of the River Mississippi, and
transformed the remote kingdom, albeit briefly, into the holy land
of literature.
Meanwhile, amongst the gang left behind on the Sex Board, Dome
received divine inspiration of her own. Guided by providence, she
came upon an abandoned middle school deep in the forgotten
jungles of MITBBS, and there in front of the gods, she stood and
vowed: "Behold, ye rulers of Man, beasts, and spirits of the great
beyond! Ye, who have generously bestowed upon me this promised
land, shall be richly rewarded with the fruits of our labor. Behold!
In less than a fortnight, ye shall see this realm of phantoms and
ghosts turned into the mother of all watering holes. So help me,
dear gods!"
She came with her 23 identical sisters and brought along her most
loyal lieutenants, Sinner and Falling13. They were met by Westwoods,
the last survivor of the indigenous knights of the grand order of
Middle School. Soon, they were joined by Aihaha, Yeahpussy,
Maopaopao, Skycaptain08, and all the rest of the gang. There also
came along Mondaly, Ambertree, Lanmeimei, Flowermoon, Liuliudada,
Airdragon77, Yeatsinlove, Sciex, Xlzero, the lovely TTTTBB, and the
famed demigoddess Babyfoxy, she of the perfect figure and irresistible
pen, some soon afterwards and others later on.
History has recorded that Dome delivered faithfully on the sacred
vow she had made to the gods. For the next several moons, the
world as we know it was at peace, and saw unprecedented prosperity.
In Domedom, as the resurrected middle school came to be known,
literature and the arts reigned supreme, while pure water flowed
freely along the River Mississippi.
Then, in the ninth autumn of the second millennium, both Dome
and Thisia fell to the misguided belief that the gods' wills would be
best served by asceticism in seclusion. As they retreated deeper
and deeper into the wilderness, misfortune befell the land. There
were chaos, starvation, mass exodus, and widespread despair. And
above all, there was drought of the magnitude not seen in 100
generations.
It thus fell upon Aihaha to restore order and prosperity to the realm.
Drawn by a celestial vision, he came forth before the gods, raised
his face and arms towards them, and offered his most pious prayer:
"O ye gods in heaven, let there be a new kingdom called LoveNLust,
and I shall be eternally grateful. In the name of Zarathustra I pray."
He waited, and nothing happened.
On the next day, the entire gang gathered in front of the gods and
prayed in one voice: "O ye gods in heaven, let there be a new
kingdom called LoveNLust, and we shall be eternally grateful. In the
name of Zarathustra we pray." They waited, and again nothing
happened. So it continued for 99 days, and nothing ever happened.
On the 100th day, along came Ilyfcarrie, who spoke unto the gods:
"Listen, you $@#-%&#$*& @%(*#@ %&$ of @!#&*^@! Either you let
there be a new kingdom called LoveNLust, or I shall &)$% your
@#*&% @!^$& so hard that you will never be able to %^$# your
&+%^#@ %*^!& again."
And on the 101st day, there was a new kingdom called LoveNLust. | s*******s
发帖数: 5087 | 2 domedom
【在 s*******s 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 LoveNLust 讨论区 】
: 发信人: NWWolf (西北の狼), 信区: LoveNLust
: 标 题: History of the LoveNLust Gang: Book of Genesis
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Feb 8 01:27:12 2011, 美东)
: We hereby dedicate the following words to WH, one of the most
: celebrated scholars and authors on all of MITBBS, and the latest in
: a long line of inquirers who have asked this historian about the
: mysterious origins of the LoveNLust gang. Without her incitation,
: this piece would never have been composed.
: History of the LoveNLust Gang: Book of Genesis
| s**********8
发帖数: 25265 | 3 LOL
【在 s*******s 的大作中提到】
: domedom
| l********3
发帖数: 17249 | 4 Langxiong taiyoucaile, yangshi:) | N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 5 多谢十四妹费神搬运！:-)
【在 s*******s 的大作中提到】
: domedom
| N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 6 岂敢岂敢！凡是听过非花mm天籁之声的，断不敢妄称有才，呵呵。
【在 l********3 的大作中提到】
: Langxiong taiyoucaile, yangshi:)
| D**e
发帖数: 3675 | 7 haha, super zan!
【在 s*******s 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 LoveNLust 讨论区 】
: 发信人: NWWolf (西北の狼), 信区: LoveNLust
: 标 题: History of the LoveNLust Gang: Book of Genesis
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Feb 8 01:27:12 2011, 美东)
: We hereby dedicate the following words to WH, one of the most
: celebrated scholars and authors on all of MITBBS, and the latest in
: a long line of inquirers who have asked this historian about the
: mysterious origins of the LoveNLust gang. Without her incitation,
: this piece would never have been composed.
: History of the LoveNLust Gang: Book of Genesis
| m*******o
发帖数: 4179 | 8 班长来了
【在 D**e 的大作中提到】
: haha, super zan!
| D**e
发帖数: 3675 | 9 hug hug
【在 m*******o 的大作中提到】
: 班长来了
| m*******o
发帖数: 4179 | 10 这篇真的很棒
【在 s*******s 的大作中提到】
: domedom
| t**********a
发帖数: 59 | 11 狼兄，来个中译本的
【在 s*******s 的大作中提到】
: domedom
| m******A
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