D******6 发帖数: 6211 | 1 Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss & I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies:Thanks for the early warning.
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles &
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's b/c we aren't married yet !
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A newly married man asked his wife
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