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发帖数: 109 | 1 Two rednecks went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to
win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to
pay the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," he said.
"If you guess right, you win free sex."
"Okay," agreed one of the rednecks,"I guess seven."
"Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant.
The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told
them to pick a number. "Two!" said the second rednec |
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